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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 December 2000 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 321
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About EXOPH : Just havin' fun

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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EXOPH's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked into my apartment and smelled something extremely repugnant. I asked my roommate what had happened and she said, "I didn't know how else to kill it!" She'd trapped a bat that was in our apartment, put it in the oven, and set it to 400 degrees. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51385) - you deserved it (4170)

On 02/20/2014 at 11:10pm - misc - by BakedBat (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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