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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 April 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 608
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About EMT3713 : My name is Mary Beth. I'm a volunteer EMT/Firefighter, paid EMT, and I work in my local ER as a tech. I'm a little obsessed with emergency medicine:)

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Today, I slept on the plane ride home and had a scary nightmare. I started screaming in my dream, so loud that it shocked the old lady sitting next to me into screaming as well. The whole plane began laughing as we were both screaming. FML

Today, I realized that at 20 years old I already have noticeable wrinkles around my eyes. But to balance it out, my chronic acne keeps me looking youthful. FML


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On 11/14/2014 at 9:18pm - health - by Unlucky (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was being interviewed for a grant over the phone. When asked why I wanted to go to school to be an OB nursing assistant, I panicked and yelled, "BECAUSE VAGINAS ARE FASCINATING!" into the receiver. FML


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On 10/27/2014 at 7:05pm - health - by lady parts - United States (Illinois)

Today, the steroids I was prescribed for a slightly irritating sinus infection have worked, albeit at the price of making me almost shit my pants multiple times. My sinuses are now clear enough that I get the full scent of my steroid-induced diarrhea. FML


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On 10/16/2014 at 12:44pm - health - by roidrager (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went into an exam room to do a check-up on one of my patients. I told the little girl's mother that she needed her flu shots. When the girl heard this, she took an apple out of her pocket and threw it at me. FML


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On 09/28/2014 at 3:26pm - health - by jazzie7719 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML


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On 09/19/2014 at 6:38pm - health - by tbree - United States (California)

Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML


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On 08/25/2014 at 10:37pm - health - by whotouchedyou1 - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that using a certain hand sanitizer as masturbation lube will put you in the hospital and result in having to wear an adult diaper for a week. FML


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On 03/29/2011 at 2:28am - intimacy - by JJMan217 (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, we were going to Disney World all the way from North Carolina. After 12 hours of driving, my kids started fighting and complaining. My husband finally said, "If I hear you guys one more time we're turning around and going back home." They annoyed him once again, and we actually went home. FML


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On 03/19/2011 at 12:00pm - kids - by jaimie - United States (Florida)

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