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ECraine's favorite FMLs
Today, during an important exam, I had a huge panic attack and had to run out of the exam hall. Everyone saw me, and now everywhere I go, people keep pretending to have a panic attack and run away from me. I have to spend two more years with these assholes. FML
by mrosewrosem / 02/13/2014 at 6:54am / United Kingdom (Hampshire) / Health
by Parusu / 02/12/2014 at 7:52pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, like every day, I had to walk to my bus stop. The only difference today is there was snow and ice over everything. Not only did I slip and fall, soaking both myself and the contents of my bag, the bus driver saw me there at the bus stop and drove straight past. FML
by no snow day / 02/05/2014 at 9:07am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bleed so I plugged it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fire as well. FML
by anonymous / 02/04/2014 at 9:48pm / United States / Health
Today, I was at my new boyfriend's house, and he was taking a shower. I had to take a crap real bad, but his apartment only has the one bathroom. I couldn't wait for him to finish, and ended having to shit in a plastic bag. FML
by Anonymous / 01/29/2014 at 7:52pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by limping / 01/24/2014 at 6:10pm / Canada / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/22/2014 at 11:30am / United States (Florida) / Health
by idiot says pussy / 01/21/2014 at 12:43pm / United States / Intimacy
by cjgreer70 / 01/18/2014 at 6:09pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by Pop / 01/14/2014 at 9:38pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, and every other night since my new neighbors moved in two weeks ago, their cat has been standing outside my house meowing constantly up at my window, where my cat keeps standing and meowing back. It's like a feline version of Romeo and Juliet, and I can't sleep. FML
by Anonymous / 01/11/2014 at 1:52pm / Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional) / Animals
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML
by innocent / 01/06/2014 at 4:32pm / Australia / Miscellaneous
by anon / 12/27/2013 at 2:28am / Canada (New Brunswick) / Miscellaneous
by GogglesGoggles / 12/23/2013 at 3:24am / United States / Transportation
- Today, While at a resort, my friends and I decided to go to the indoor pool. I was surprised when I… Today, I can't seem to get a job after going for more than 20 interviews over the last two months.… Today my fiancee and I were having sex, it was lovely and we both were really into it. I decided to…