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ECHOSPiiKES

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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 283
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ECHOSPiiKES : вow ιn тнe preѕenѕe oғ greaтneѕѕ😈

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ECHOSPiiKES's favorite FMLs

Today, I got a call from my roommate's mother, asking me to hide her flip flops so she couldn't wear them out in sub-zero temperatures. FML

#21327005
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26282) - you deserved it (2509)

On 12/30/2014 at 4:57am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, my coworker and I announced that we are spending our holidays together, because we both have kids. My boss announced he is coming with us. FML

#21303728
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28979) - you deserved it (3416)

On 11/22/2014 at 5:16am - work - by Carnage23 (man) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML

#21207511
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43224) - you deserved it (14447)

On 07/13/2014 at 12:08am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML

#21194154
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30298) - you deserved it (44135)

On 06/30/2014 at 7:39pm - kids - by BaWanda (woman) - United States (California)



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