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Today, I shaved my pubic area for my fiancé. He told me it looked "like Frodo tried to hack off Gandalf's beard with Gimli's ax." FML

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (617626) - you deserved it (414129)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)



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