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Dylbro

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 July 2000 (15 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 363
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Dylbro : Hi. :3

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Dylbro's favorite FMLs

Today, I texted my girlfriend, saying "Hey there." She quickly replied, assuring me that she's not cheating on me. Uh, okay. FML

#21325320
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35082) - you deserved it (2799)

On 12/27/2014 at 2:14pm - love - by is_that_right (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I asked my girlfriend's dad for permission to take her hand in marriage. He said no, because he doesn't want her marrying a "sexist idiot who treats her like property", which he thinks asking permission amounts to, then told me to grow up. FML

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235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52587) - you deserved it (10993)

On 01/19/2014 at 5:59pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my best friend went in for her scheduled mammogram, and I sent her a text saying, "How're your boobies?" It was only after I sent it that I realized I'd sent it to my history professor. FML

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123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41980) - you deserved it (12603)

On 10/22/2013 at 12:47pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)



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