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Dyingpie

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 September 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3283
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Dyingpie : I like breathing, dogs and soup. Nothing else.

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Dyingpie's favorite FMLs

Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It was the Pokémon theme song. FML

#16435078
491 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16879) - you deserved it (77477)

On 05/31/2011 at 1:05pm - love - by chickennbenchpress (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I ate some hardboiled eggs for breakfast, not knowing they were practically rotten. My whole day has consisted of vomit-inducing sulfuric farts and diarrhea. FML

#16234308
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28512) - you deserved it (8840)

On 05/18/2011 at 3:26am - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, the highlight of my day was learning how to drain my dog's anal glands. FML

#15697918
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27106) - you deserved it (4274)

On 04/08/2011 at 6:48pm - misc - by tbright010 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I overheard a little girl ask her mom if the round lady in purple was pretending to be a giant eggplant. I was the lady in purple. FML

#15264550
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27230) - you deserved it (8819)

On 03/10/2011 at 5:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after some passionate love making with my husband, I accidentally farted on his leg. He shrieked and frantically began shaking his leg while screaming, "Get it off! Get it off!" FML

#15079652
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22162) - you deserved it (33929)

On 02/22/2011 at 4:02pm - intimacy - by CutieBooty (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was walking to bed in fancy panties and a tight black tank top. My husband exclaimed, "This is the best part about being a grown up!" He was talking about the ice cream he was eating in bed. FML

#14698486
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31944) - you deserved it (4542)

On 01/24/2011 at 2:43pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I took the motherboard out of my computer so I could put more RAM and a new video card in. While I was in the bathroom my mom threw it all out because it 'looked like garbage'. FML

#14665828
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30771) - you deserved it (3970)

On 01/21/2011 at 8:15pm - misc - by computerguy (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, trying to be an old-school romantic, I asked my girlfriend "where art thou my love?" via SMS. She replied "Toilet." FML

#14659588
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14708) - you deserved it (26805)

On 01/21/2011 at 6:41am - love - by gummy bear -

Today, I went to the grocery store with my mom's boyfriend. We were in the bread aisle when he picked up a loaf that was in my hand, and said, "No, no, you have to FEEL the bread," and started rubbing it all over his body. He's moving in next week. FML

#14589088
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30874) - you deserved it (3245)

On 01/15/2011 at 12:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I was in a store with my dad. He completely lost his temper and began yelling at the store owners. For some reason, he then removed his shirt in protest. FML

#14309461
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34564) - you deserved it (2756)

On 12/23/2010 at 9:48am - misc - by Username - Canada

Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital and having numerous tests performed, I was told my intestines were over-stretched with stool. I'm essentially so full of shit it hurts. FML

#14003911
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31983) - you deserved it (4221)

On 11/27/2010 at 9:17pm - health - by fulloshit - United States (Washington)

Today, my dad explained to me the "chain of command" for our house. McKinley, Mom, himself, Charlie, then me. McKinley is my two year old daughter and Charlie is the dog. He was dead serious. FML

#13623342
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23569) - you deserved it (5354)

On 10/28/2010 at 2:39am - animals - by katie06 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

#13481200
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41050) - you deserved it (8392)

On 10/17/2010 at 1:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my car door and window were broken when a thief broke into my car. Cost to repair the damage? $600. Increase to my car insurance premiums? $40 a month. What'd they steal from my car? A $0.98 chocolate chip cookie. FML

#13475038
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37336) - you deserved it (3257)

On 10/16/2010 at 5:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I attended a musical. A new song was played, and I thought I'd heard it before because it sounded strangely familiar. I sang along quietly as the song progressed, positive I knew it. Anticipating the next chorus, I belted out the lyrics with all my heart. It was instrumental. FML

#13408997
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9776) - you deserved it (46010)

On 10/11/2010 at 6:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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