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DutchBasterd

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DutchBasterd

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 February 1983 (32 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 541
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DutchBasterd : Sorry if my English sucks.. it's not my main language... and my 4 year old daughter made my profile picture :)

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