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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 567
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Durisbane : Be yourself, nothing more, nothing less.

I enjoy video games, including, All pokemon games, league of legends, heroes of newerth, and for the browser based, Travian. I love sports, go Cowboys!

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Today, I discovered my son, who has recently moved out of our home, eating his dog's food. His excuse? He wanted the new Pokemon game, and "compromises had to be made". FML

by anon / 10/18/2012 at 4:33am / Australia / Kids

Today, my father bet me $200 that since my boyfriend is "such a stupid shit," he wouldn't be able to locate Paraguay on a map. I gladly accepted the bet. Not only did he not know where it is, he actually accused us of making the country up. FML

by dating a fucking idiot / 09/08/2012 at 3:16pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I rented a 4x4 to take my wife to a secret secluded beach for our anniversary. I got as close as I could to the spot and parked on the beach. After a few romantic hours we returned to find the car half way up the windows with water. I forgot it was king tide. FML

by fmljae / 01/20/2011 at 4:11am / Transportation