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DuotonedRainbow

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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 March 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 9923
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About DuotonedRainbow : bitches get vicious.

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Today, my friend put a bunch of cheetos all over me at the beach while I was taking a nap. Next thing I know I'm being woken up by a bunch of seagulls attacking me. One pooped in my hair. FML

Today, my friend put a bunch of cheetos all over me at the beach while I was taking a nap. Next thing I know I'm being woken up by a bunch of seagulls attacking me. One pooped in my hair. FML

Today, I was enjoying some much needed serenity while I ate lunch in an empty park. To my surprise, an older, clean cut man in a suit sits on the bench next to me. Without saying a word, he unleashes the most foul of farts I've ever witnessed, gets up, gives me a nod and leaves. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (74728) - you deserved it (5550)

On 06/16/2009 at 2:15am - misc - by Tim (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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