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DungeonSlayer

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DungeonSlayer

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 216
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DungeonSlayer : I don't have a lot to say....

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DungeonSlayer's favorite FMLs

Today, I went with a couple of my friends to see a friend who's fallen very ill. Her dad walked in with a gun and demanded to know which of us had gotten his daughter pregnant. By the time I realized it was a joke, I'd already pissed myself. FML

#21261205
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36984) - you deserved it (4920)

On 09/19/2014 at 11:30am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, a customer came into our store and asked if we sold "child sized coffins". This isn't even the weirdest question I've been asked. FML

#21140459
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39482) - you deserved it (4230)

On 05/15/2014 at 8:02am - work - by iworkatofficedepothomes (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the creepy kid who sits behind me in English class decided that sniffing my hair wasn't disturbing enough for his liking, so he tried something new: popping one of the pimples on my neck. When I reacted in horror, all he could say was, "It looked pretty..." FML

#21134831
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49009) - you deserved it (4506)

On 05/09/2014 at 1:24pm - love - by WTTFFFF (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was teaching my 4 year old daughter how to use "stranger danger". Later that day, we went out and since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming "STRANGER DANGER!" A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML

#21134481
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49895) - you deserved it (6638)

On 05/08/2014 at 11:01pm - kids - by imnotastranger (man) -



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