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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 November 1991 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1233
  • Number of comments : 78
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, as I stopped at a traffic light, I noticed the man in the car next to me break out in laughter. I pulled over later on to see that someone had drawn a large penis on the side of my van. I then spent all my morning cleaning it off. I went outside later only to see someone had redrawn it. FML

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63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37344) - you deserved it (3307)

On 11/01/2009 at 9:36am - misc - by WasteOfTime (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, while driving home from work an old homeless man stepped out on front of my car. As I slammed on the brakes the man threw a bag of poo at my windscreen and shouted "Praise The Lord!" before carrying on as if nothing had happened. FML

#5724132
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45867) - you deserved it (3319)

On 10/08/2009 at 5:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind date with a guy who talked about himself in the 3rd person. Seriously. FML

#5219515
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49585) - you deserved it (6195)

On 09/13/2009 at 12:15am - love - by blind_date (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I met with an important client to talk about his stake in the company. The guy was at least 80 years old. After taking care of business we spoke about my final year at the company. As he got up to leave he said "Good luck in your final year". Without thinking, I replied "You too". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36591) - you deserved it (14882)

On 07/20/2009 at 3:13am - work - by moutz (man) - Australia (Victoria)



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