About Duck645 : I enjoy YouTube, iFunny, FML and pretty much anything internet. The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad and Doctor Who are some of my favorite shows. Stay classy San Diego.
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Today, I shaved for the first time. My mum gave me a razor and I spent about 20 minutes trying to use it. I gave up, yelling, "FUCK IT!" and put it back on the shelf. It fell, and as it hit the floor, a lid fell off. I'd tried to shave with a sheathed razor for 20 minutes. FML
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