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DubstepCrazyXD
  • Town/Country : Oregon, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 295
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DubstepCrazyXD : I'm a technology geek and I love animals and dogs. Especially Siberian Huskies. I love Dubstep and Alternative Rock. Want to know more, message me and we'll see how it goes from there.

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Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (70669) - you deserved it (6034)

On 03/27/2013 at 7:55pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML

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On 03/24/2013 at 1:30am - misc - by bleach (woman) - United Kingdom



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