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DubCantStep

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 June 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1583
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About DubCantStep : Just one bullet, That's all it takes.

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DubCantStep's favorite FMLs

Today, I ran into my boyfriend's dad. His exact words were, "Call me when you're ready to feel what a real man can do to you." FML

#18145171
321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65624) - you deserved it (4866)

On 11/03/2011 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my family is on the third day of driving cross country. My husband is still pretending he is driving on a NASCAR track, sound effects and all. FML

#17192528
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24111) - you deserved it (4065)

On 07/20/2011 at 4:18pm - misc - by Stacy Dee - United States

Today, I realized that my wife is such a bitch normally, she's actually nicer when she is on her period. FML

#17035825
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33954) - you deserved it (7372)

On 07/09/2011 at 12:32am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML

#16589228
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52789) - you deserved it (8212)

On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

#16299538
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37134) - you deserved it (6077)

On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

#16128268
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33845) - you deserved it (14912)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I realized that I give the computer screen a thumbs up whenever I see something cool. I work on computers in front of people all day. FML

#16112747
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13661) - you deserved it (23394)

On 05/09/2011 at 11:44pm - work - by helen -

Today, I had to take a dump in a box for a stool test. FML

#15430583
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23217) - you deserved it (12254)

On 03/22/2011 at 11:39am - health - by Maddie -

Today, while at the urinal doing my business, my trousers fell all the way to the ground. As I bent down to pull them back up, my boss walked in the bathroom and thought I was mooning him. FML

#14702634
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24366) - you deserved it (3407)

On 01/24/2011 at 9:33pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, at the supermarket, my mother stopped in the middle of a lane and imitated a gorilla as a way of asking me from far away if I wanted any bananas. FML

#14616201
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27003) - you deserved it (3873) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

#14608705
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33164) - you deserved it (20870) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I hit a deer with a rental car... which I had to rent because I hit a deer with my car last week. FML

#14593479
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27190) - you deserved it (20403)

On 01/15/2011 at 8:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML

#14330238
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30313) - you deserved it (3238)

On 12/25/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I went to a very crowded restaurant. Being really shy, I requested to sit in the corner, but instead they placed me in the center of the dinning area. I started to eat my food and got really spaced out. Suddenly I sneeze-farted and everyone turned to look at me. FML

#14008430
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26624) - you deserved it (6632)

On 11/28/2010 at 3:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, a little girl came up to me and asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" I said, "I'm a girl of course!" She walked away, looking dazed and saying, "Whoa." FML

#13513832
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27787) - you deserved it (5593)

On 10/19/2010 at 5:23pm - misc - by lookslikeaboyapparently (woman) - United Kingdom (Falkirk)



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