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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 June 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1765
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About DubCantStep : Just one bullet, That's all it takes.

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DubCantStep's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband yelled from upstairs, "Babe! BABE, COME QUICK!" Terrified that something might have happened to our newborn daughter, I rushed up, only to find out he just wanted to show me that he'd learned how to spin a top on the tip of his penis without it falling. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53046) - you deserved it (7124)

On 10/05/2013 at 5:28pm - intimacy - by -____- (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML


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On 10/04/2013 at 8:04pm - misc - by ricky the sage (man) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, I learned that an antidepressant that works too well is a stimulant. I've been jittering and twitching like a meth-head, and my co-workers are asking when Jesse will be showing up with my "stuff". FML


I agree, your life sucks (38023) - you deserved it (3226)

On 09/26/2013 at 9:50am - health - by CancerFdMyLife (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, my one-night stand decided he wanted to meet my parents. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37517) - you deserved it (13310)

On 09/25/2013 at 2:59am - love - by so_screwed - United States (California)

Today, I had to explain to my brother why it's not OK to stick his knob in the toaster. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41237) - you deserved it (3159)

On 09/23/2013 at 8:05pm - kids - by latter - United States (Maryland)

Today, I hit a new low in my financial troubles when I left my work to retrieve twenty-five cents after seeing someone drop it across the street. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40259) - you deserved it (4279)

On 09/22/2013 at 1:45am - money - by collegebroke (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got fired from my volunteer job. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42057) - you deserved it (10391)

On 09/13/2013 at 6:24pm - work - by Volunteer (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I came out of the closet. Now whenever I'm getting ready to go somewhere with my dad he says, "Lesgo, lesbo." FML


I agree, your life sucks (58126) - you deserved it (13026)

On 09/11/2013 at 2:17am - misc - by spiritbeast33 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my little sister opened a lemonade stand in front of our house. Surprisingly, she actually had a lot of customers, all kids. Two hours or so later, some parents came back complaining and threatening to sue my family. Turns out that what we thought was lemonade was actually beer. FML

Today, my house was broken into. They didn't take much, but they did paint spunking cocks on the walls and furniture. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38693) - you deserved it (2582)

On 08/29/2013 at 5:38am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my 17-year-old son came home with a black eye saying he ran into a pole at school. I asked the principal if we could see the tapes. He actually did run straight into a pole. And not just once, twice. FML

Today, while at a private lake, my colon declared a state of evacuation. I ventured as far from my family as my sphincter would allow, only to make eye contact with two very horrified kayakers mid-explosion. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45127) - you deserved it (5234)

On 08/10/2013 at 11:23am - health - by Oh-Shit! - United States

Today, while I was eating cereal, my mother thought it would be appropriate to grab the bowl and start spoon-feeding me while making airplane noises, again. I'm 19. FML

Today, a guy on the bus was nice enough to slide over so I could sit down. Right after, he said, "Fair warning though, I just farted there." FML

Today, my parents staged an intervention because I ate a year's supply of noodles in 2 weeks. FML

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