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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 February 1992 (23 years)
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About DuRpY : I don't thumb up my own comments, unless I see a single thumbs-up, at which point I thumb it up so it doesn't appear that I was the one person to have thumbed it up.

"Thumb" is now effectively a nonsensical, surreal word to me. I'm numb to thumb.


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Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.


You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

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