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DuEpikThangs

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DuEpikThangs

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 October 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 987
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About DuEpikThangs : Sports football and skateboarding,Xbox360 love beating new games,love to talk and make new friends,don't be shy,message me :)

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DuEpikThangs's favorite FMLs

Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML

#7147521
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27615) - you deserved it (5537)

On 01/04/2010 at 4:07pm - kids - by payne (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was on the phone with my friend, when my four year old nephew came in, asking who I was talking to. I told him it was Santa Claus, so he insisted on talking to him. I handed over the phone and I hear, "Santa is fake. Grow up." I spent the next two hours with a screaming child proving Santa exists. FML

#5716495
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13729) - you deserved it (38506)

On 10/08/2009 at 1:14am - kids - by stupidsantaclaus (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my sister who is 16 years older than me is actually my biological mother. She and my parents decided it was best that I didn't know who my real mother was, and to be raised by my grandparents as their child. I've always hated my sister. FML

#5701860
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (175210) - you deserved it (8968)

On 10/07/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by dinosaurman (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was accepted to Harvard's law program. Prestigious right? After hearing the good news the only thing my parents talked about over dinner was who they wanted to win American Idol: Adam, Kris or Danny. FML

#1916731
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52841) - you deserved it (4613)

On 05/13/2009 at 8:59pm - misc - by NoComparison (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML

#553935
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84629) - you deserved it (31576)

On 03/23/2009 at 3:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179
769 comments

I agree, your life sucks (801548) - you deserved it (83557)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I submitted my picture to a rating website. It was rejected because I didn't clarify which person I was. The picture was of my dog and me. FML

#50686
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47543) - you deserved it (6409)

On 02/16/2009 at 12:45am - animals - by Ugh - United States (California)



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