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by BabeRuth / 09/20/2013 at 11:33am / United States / Health
by drunkenloser / 09/20/2013 at 3:22am / United States / Health
by wat / 09/20/2013 at 1:52am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/20/2013 at 12:57am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by ImTheD0ct0r / 09/20/2013 at 12:37am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at work at Krispy Kreme for national "talk like a pirate" day. If you dressed like a pirate you'd get a free dozen donuts. A man came in with just an eyepatch on. Thinking he was trying to get a free dozen, I told him he needed to try harder. Turned out the eyepatch was real. FML
by Jamie / 09/19/2013 at 8:47pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
by ughreally / 09/19/2013 at 8:20pm / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy
by madden2014 / 09/19/2013 at 6:23pm / United States (California) / Work
by Smoothskin / 09/19/2013 at 5:18pm / Australia (Victoria) / Kids
Today, the water went out at my house, so I resorted to taking some stuff and showering at my old dorm instead. While in the shower, I realized I'd stupidly forgotten to bring a towel with me. I had to spend ages drying my whole body with tiny paper towels instead. FML
by Schizomaniac / 09/19/2013 at 3:16pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/19/2013 at 2:12pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. My dad was having a bad day and was rude from the outset, but things went to total hell when he started screaming that he'd "kill" our microwave if it didn't "shut the hell up". My girlfriend now thinks we're a family of abusive psychos. FML
by Anonymous / 09/19/2013 at 1:32pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by BarryShitpeas / 09/19/2013 at 11:18am / United Kingdom (Kent) / Health
Today, a street preacher got on my metro car and gave a long, loud speech about how we sinful, polluted congressional staffers must inform our bosses that choosing a homosexual lifestyle was like trading your soul for soup. We got stuck in a tunnel for thirty minutes. FML
by CapitolSouthSux / 09/19/2013 at 8:54am / United States / Transportation
by monkey / 09/19/2013 at 6:30am / United States (Ohio) / Kids
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, a week after dropping my car off for the third time in a month at the dealership because of…