About Dthsapprntc : I suppose a description is in order. I'm not very good at these. Lets see, black hooded robes and carry a sharp sword. But only because my master won't let me use the scythe very often. I like the scythe, it's traditional. What? I'm not evil. I'm not. I swear.
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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. She pulled down my trousers, saw my Poke-ball boxers, and absolutely lost it. I had to lie next to her in bed for the next 10 minutes hearing her howl with laughter while crying "Dickachu, I choose you!" FML
by Anonymous / 06/07/2013 at 3:10am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
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