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About Dt33345 : I like cats. I have two of them. My profile photo is of one of them in a box.

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Dt33345's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to gather the laundry out of the dryer. My daughter had seen my wife put bleach in the washer, so she decided that honey in the dryer would make the clothes smell sweet. She wasn't wrong, but now I have a giant ball of sticky socks and underwear. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25559) - you deserved it (2217)

On 01/05/2015 at 4:26pm - kids - by Synonymous_Rex - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49102) - you deserved it (3139)

On 12/12/2013 at 4:53pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Hawke's Bay)

Today, my neighbor put up an electric fence to keep my five-year-old son out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37976) - you deserved it (12936)

On 12/04/2013 at 5:29pm - kids - by Awkward - United States (Washington)

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