About Dt33345 : I like cats. I have two of them. My profile photo is of one of them in a box.
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Dt33345's favorite FMLs
Today, I went to gather the laundry out of the dryer. My daughter had seen my wife put bleach in the washer, so she decided that honey in the dryer would make the clothes smell sweet. She wasn't wrong, but now I have a giant ball of sticky socks and underwear. FML
by Synonymous_Rex / 01/05/2015 at 4:26pm / United States (California) / Kids
by Anonymous / 12/12/2013 at 4:53pm / New Zealand (Hawke's Bay) / Love
by Awkward / 12/04/2013 at 5:29pm / United States (Washington) / Kids
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