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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 March 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1896
  • Number of comments : 363
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I went on a trip to DC. When I got back I found out my car was stolen. Apparently they didn't know how to drive a stick because it was only 4 blocks from my house and the engine was blown. FML


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On 09/20/2009 at 11:07am - misc - by PoorCar (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was in the bathroom defecating when I felt something hanging there. I reached back with toilet paper and starting pulling it out inch by inch; 3 feet later I learned I had a tapeworm. Worst of all, no pharmacy has the med the doctor prescribed. I have to live with this thing until the med gets here. FML


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On 09/15/2009 at 5:14pm - intimacy - by benander (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was sitting on a park bench with my very elderly grandfather while listening to music at a low volume. Suddenly, he turned to me and said very loudly, "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD AIDS!" I received strange looks from everyone because he mistook my ear buds for a hearing aid. FML


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On 09/09/2009 at 4:16pm - health - by Missy (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my friend got drunk. We tried to get him into a cab, he punched me in the face, three chavs then accosted me, accusing me of trying to mug him. I was then beaten up by said chavs and then the police charged me for being drunk and disorderly. FML


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On 09/06/2009 at 12:03am - health - by DrunkenValor (man) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

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