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DrummerWS
  • Town/Country : Glasgow, Scotland
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 501
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About DrummerWS : Hey I'm Andy, 22 from Glasgow Scotland. I play drums, get tattoos and do stuff

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Today, I went with my girlfriend to the mall. We were looking at jewellery in Zales and she came across the engagement rings. She looks at one and says, "Are you kidding me? That ring is hideous and it's the most expensive one here! Who the fuck would buy that?" Well, that would be me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57349) - you deserved it (5361)

On 03/31/2009 at 8:07pm - love - by jkl54 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was so drunk that my friends put me to bed during a party. Later I find out that while I was passed out two of my friends came in and had sex while I was in the same bed. They tried to use me as a prop. Now my friends call me the love wedge. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59848) - you deserved it (18352)

On 03/08/2009 at 8:25pm - intimacy - by lovewedge (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I realized that I know more about Paris Hilton's cervix than how my government is run. FML

#6894
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On 02/03/2009 at 7:11pm - misc - by parishiltonsbff (man) - United States (California)

Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML

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On 01/17/2009 at 2:49pm - love - by Shantoya - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I yelled out while I was asleep. However, I was sleeping during a very important meeting with customers and my boss. FML

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On 10/26/2008 at 12:04pm - work - by Shameonme - Morocco



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