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DrummerWS

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DrummerWS

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of visits : 2205
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DrummerWS : Hey I'm Wes, 23 from Glasgow Scotland. I play drums, listen to music all the time and ride my bike. sometimes I do all 3 at once...

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Visits<b>LibertyLife20</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 2:39am<b>Mons</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 2:37am<b>MDoremis</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 3:06pm<b>postoso</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 1:39pm<b>mill2775</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 11:33pm<b>Jamilal16</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 3:58pm<b>4WheelBurnout</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 3:37pm<b>playhard_51</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 2:56pm<b>Phylo</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 1:36pm<b>flyingmind</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 1:17pm<b>abdiG</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 9:34pm<b>SecretSociety7</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 12:10pm<b>taylorcheri</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 4:37pm<b>lindacollins423</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 2:12am<b>FitFriday</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 1:21pm<b>redlight98</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 7:20pm<b>rgnrk</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 12:33am<b>ilovemonkeybutts</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 12:22am

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DrummerWS's favorite FMLs

Today, the girl that I fancy was sick and I offered to hug her, but she protested saying that she didn't want to get me sick. I told her, "If hugging you gets me sick, then I'll just have to deal with being sick." She gave me the biggest hug she could. I haven't stopped puking since. FML

#10812675
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12454) - you deserved it (52992)

On 05/28/2010 at 12:15am - love - by TheSickness (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, while out with my boyfriend I accidentally let out a rather large fart. I was in such shock the only sentence I could make was "I farted." Clearly he was in shock too because the only words he could utter were "I know." FML

#10707989
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19375) - you deserved it (28088)

On 05/23/2010 at 5:21am - misc - by Oops (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was skiing in Vermont for the third day straight. Since I was getting very little sleep, on the top of the chairlift I let out a huge yawn, pulling a muscle in my face. As I slid down the ramp, everyone saw me thrashing my head around and making funny, painful faces as I fell down. FML

#8292410
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21078) - you deserved it (4560)

On 02/15/2010 at 8:35am - misc - by Floof (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I decided to take a nap while listening to my iPod, on the lowest volume possible. My girlfriend woke me up by turning the volume all the way up. I still can't hear out of both ears. FML

#6995956
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27822) - you deserved it (4944)

On 12/28/2009 at 4:42pm - misc - by SpaceAstronaut (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I finally received a paycheck for the first time in six months. I celebrated by promptly falling down a flight of stairs and losing consciousness. FML

#6422914
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25934) - you deserved it (4780)

On 11/23/2009 at 5:12pm - work - by DBR (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was listening to music, talking to a boy I like on MSN. He asked if I could share the song I was listening to, so I did. It wasn't until I had shared and fully transferred it did I realise it was actually the fake radio show I record on my own, in a phoney Australian accent. All 6 minutes of it. FML

#5830310
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9138) - you deserved it (35796)

On 10/14/2009 at 4:19pm - love - by LasagnaRawks (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I am in a very long line at the supermarket, gazing about in complete boredom when I spot a lady cradling what appears to be a cute newborn baby. Being enamored of all babies, I get off the line, go over and say "Oh, what a cute little baby!" The lady was holding a coconut. FML

#5762381
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9267) - you deserved it (44705)

On 10/10/2009 at 6:35pm - misc - by BEE (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I decided to take a nap while babysitting my neighbors kids for the day. I was woken up by this obnoxious sound, only to find the youngest kid holding scissors in one hand, a pony tail of hair in his shorts jumping around like a horse, oh, and a bald spot on the back of my head. FML

#3620845
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20119) - you deserved it (56845)

On 07/09/2009 at 8:19pm - kids - by armybrat - United States (Virginia)

Today, trying to make my 6 year old daughter to laugh, I drew a picture of a butt, a puff of air coming out and the word "toot". My daughter thought it extremely funny. Later, when she was talking with my extremely judgmental mother-in-law, I heard her say "daddy taught me how to draw butts." FML

#1453459
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21086) - you deserved it (48318)

On 04/29/2009 at 6:12am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went with my girlfriend to the mall. We were looking at jewellery in Zales and she came across the engagement rings. She looks at one and says, "Are you kidding me? That ring is hideous and it's the most expensive one here! Who the fuck would buy that?" Well, that would be me. FML

#731686
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65243) - you deserved it (6134)

On 03/31/2009 at 8:07pm - love - by jkl54 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was so drunk that my friends put me to bed during a party. Later I find out that while I was passed out two of my friends came in and had sex while I was in the same bed. They tried to use me as a prop. Now my friends call me the love wedge. FML

#245374
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69892) - you deserved it (22575)

On 03/08/2009 at 8:25pm - intimacy - by lovewedge (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I realized that I know more about Paris Hilton's cervix than how my government is run. FML

#6894
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7277) - you deserved it (37121)

On 02/03/2009 at 7:11pm - misc - by parishiltonsbff (man) - United States (California)

Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML

#1465
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27085) - you deserved it (2552)

On 01/17/2009 at 2:49pm - love - by Shantoya - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I yelled out while I was asleep. However, I was sleeping during a very important meeting with customers and my boss. FML

#61
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20199) - you deserved it (57588)

On 10/26/2008 at 12:04pm - work - by Shameonme - Morocco



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