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DrummerWS
  • Town/Country : Glasgow, Scotland
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 510
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About DrummerWS : Hey I'm Andy, 22 from Glasgow Scotland. I play drums, get tattoos and do stuff

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Today, while taking the trash out, the old cranky elevator in my apartment complex finally gave up on life. For a long hour I was stuck between floors 4 and 5, practically embracing my bio-waste can. FML

Today, my husband staggered home after a night of drinking. He was too intoxicated to find the toilet so he started to pee in the cat's litter box. Apparently, he was invading her territory and she attacked him. His scream as she bit and scratched him must have woken the whole world. FML

#19873141
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I agree, your life sucks (16186) - you deserved it (1907)

On 06/30/2012 at 9:00pm - misc - by pissed off -

Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML

#19761767
138 comments

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On 06/09/2012 at 7:04pm - love - by UnluckyGroom (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got a really bad sunburn. On my eyelids. Who knew blinking could be so painful? FML

#19758610
140 comments

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On 06/09/2012 at 1:54am - misc - by donnap (woman) - United States (California)

Today, in a drunken state, I decided that it would be a good idea to shave with a pizza cutter. FML

#19748828
127 comments

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On 06/07/2012 at 8:10am - health - by Darwin_Award_Winner (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I pulled a neck muscle while head-banging. I wasn't at a concert, and I'm not in a heavy metal band, but I do pretend that I am while I'm in the shower. FML

#19744443
95 comments

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On 06/06/2012 at 2:21pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was on a rowing machine at the gym, listening to a podcast. Something funny was said, I laughed, lost my balance and fell off, with my feet still stuck in the footrests. Someone had to come and help me off. FML

#19703850
83 comments

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On 05/30/2012 at 10:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I tried to convince my daughter that the "To boldly go where no man has gone before" speech is from Star Trek, and is not an actual historical speech by the first man on the moon. She has decided to include it in her university essay on Neil Armstrong anyway. FML

Today, I realized that I am so sexually deprived that I get aroused when plugging my headphones into my computer. FML

#19268925
101 comments

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On 03/13/2012 at 12:38am - intimacy - by Wow (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I became a father. Unfortunately, my wife found out. FML

#19253868
64 comments

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On 03/10/2012 at 9:16pm - misc - by Major3 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my son asked me for advice over his girlfriend not "respecting" his pathetic need for near-constant sex. I got so bored listening to the misogynistic horse-shit spewing out of his mouth that I totally zoned out. I came to as he started hurling abuse at me for not siding with him. FML

#19222051
161 comments

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On 03/05/2012 at 5:30pm - intimacy - by Alfie4 (man) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, my toaster scared me. Again. FML

#18784375
93 comments

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On 01/12/2012 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Armagh)

Today, my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monsters under his bed. FML

#18775724
193 comments

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On 01/11/2012 at 3:08pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Arab Emirates

Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML

#18533505
184 comments

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On 12/17/2011 at 2:59am - misc - by MikeNick - United States

Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML

#18087484
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30518) - you deserved it (7695)

On 10/27/2011 at 8:22am - intimacy - by ifeeldirty (man) - United States (Illinois)



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