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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of visits : 1845
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DrummerWS : Hey I'm Wes, 23 from Glasgow Scotland. I play drums, listen to music all the time and ride my bike. sometimes I do all 3 at once...

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Visits<b>mollyxrose</b> - 2 hours ago<b>rgnrk</b> - 23 hours ago<b>HeartForMusic</b> - yesterday at 7:17am<b>Prerogative</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 5:22pm<b>Jamilal16</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 4:10pm<b>RachelRHCP</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 4:25pm<b>Dynosaur_dollie</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 9:48am<b>lm1288</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 11:25pm<b>SweetIam</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 9:53pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 9:24pm<b>carecow</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 5:51pm<b>rachelllllb</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 3:15pm<b>zjay</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 10:29pm<b>MiguelRojas</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 9:33pm<b>lovinlife028</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 8:59pm<b>LethalSeamonkey</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 3:19am<b>kjlancaster</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 11:43pm<b>phantomofmind</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 10:33pm

Fucked!<b>Jamilal16</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 1:37pm<b>RachelRHCP</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 10:25pm<b>LethalSeamonkey</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 9:20am<b>phantomofmind</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 3:08am<b>Prerogative</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 8:18am<b>annarcheer</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 10:43pm<b>MrsHaxxo</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 2:00pm<b>sofaqueen_</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 3:02am<b>majesticprincess</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 5:53pm<b>KVYLV</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 5:51am<b>HarleyBlues</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 1:46am<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 12:35am<b>pait_loves_shane</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 5:48pm<b>kaailin</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 3:09pm<b>SquidgyOmAm</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 5:21am<b>zBerryz</b> - the 01/30/2015 at 5:20am<b>kramona</b> - the 01/06/2015 at 7:39pm<b>bethers_</b> - the 12/31/2014 at 7:23pm

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You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

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DrummerWS's favorite FMLs

Today, I discovered that I have been falsely accusing my sister of stealing my makeup. How do I know this? Because I found said makeup in the trunk of my boyfriend's car, next to a bag that had fishnet tights and red stilettos in it. Oh, and the stilettos are his size, in case you were wondering. FML

#19999762
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30310) - you deserved it (2651)

On 08/03/2012 at 2:22am - misc - by SingleAgain (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, as I sat down in the plane, I realized that for the next seven hours I would be sitting next to a priest who refused to stop praying aloud, and an old man who wanted to tell me the story of how the toothpick came to be. FML

#19998370
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22741) - you deserved it (2016)

On 08/02/2012 at 12:30pm - misc - by skrillexblewme - United States

Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML

#19994389
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8024) - you deserved it (46636)

On 07/31/2012 at 11:53am - love - by TheMissMuffly (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that the only reason my guy friends actually hang out with me at my house all the time is because they think my mom is hot. FML

#19994293
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23218) - you deserved it (2151)

On 07/31/2012 at 10:21am - misc - by loser (man) - United States

Today, after rolling my car on the highway, I witnessed several people stop and get out of their cars to take pictures. No one asked if I was okay, and I was the one who had to call 911 for myself. FML

#19988721
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30129) - you deserved it (2137)

On 07/28/2012 at 5:56am - health - by Insomniac (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML

#19950603
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18292) - you deserved it (2550)

On 07/17/2012 at 3:47pm - kids - by ssydneyy - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old child, finally proposed. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away and casually said, "By the way, you wanna get hitched?" This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML

#19949789
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21751) - you deserved it (8622)

On 07/17/2012 at 12:20pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while taking the trash out, the old cranky elevator in my apartment complex finally gave up on life. For a long hour I was stuck between floors 4 and 5, practically embracing my bio-waste can. FML

Today, my husband staggered home after a night of drinking. He was too intoxicated to find the toilet so he started to pee in the cat's litter box. Apparently, he was invading her territory and she attacked him. His scream as she bit and scratched him must have woken the whole world. FML

#19873141
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18454) - you deserved it (2126)

On 06/30/2012 at 9:00pm - misc - by pissed off -

Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML

#19761767
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6833) - you deserved it (54177)

On 06/09/2012 at 7:04pm - love - by UnluckyGroom (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got a really bad sunburn. On my eyelids. Who knew blinking could be so painful? FML

#19758610
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22879) - you deserved it (4222)

On 06/09/2012 at 1:54am - misc - by donnap (woman) - United States (California)

Today, in a drunken state, I decided that it would be a good idea to shave with a pizza cutter. FML

#19748828
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6369) - you deserved it (32158)

On 06/07/2012 at 8:10am - health - by Darwin_Award_Winner (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I pulled a neck muscle while head-banging. I wasn't at a concert, and I'm not in a heavy metal band, but I do pretend that I am while I'm in the shower. FML

#19744443
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9658) - you deserved it (20974)

On 06/06/2012 at 2:21pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was on a rowing machine at the gym, listening to a podcast. Something funny was said, I laughed, lost my balance and fell off, with my feet still stuck in the footrests. Someone had to come and help me off. FML

#19703850
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16213) - you deserved it (4353)

On 05/30/2012 at 10:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I tried to convince my daughter that the "To boldly go where no man has gone before" speech is from Star Trek, and is not an actual historical speech by the first man on the moon. She has decided to include it in her university essay on Neil Armstrong anyway. FML



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