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DrummerWS

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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 3125
  • Number of comments : 59
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DrummerWS : Hey I'm Wes, 23 from Glasgow Scotland. I play drums, listen to music all the time and ride my bike. sometimes I do all 3 at once...

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Visits<b>KVYLV</b> - the 10/17/2016 at 7:04am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/27/2016 at 5:34pm<b>sweetgurl1985</b> - the 06/26/2016 at 1:18am<b>taylorcheri</b> - the 06/07/2016 at 10:38pm<b>whitnayfortooh</b> - the 05/19/2016 at 11:21pm<b>Taymoo1515</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 9:52pm<b>brittyboo123</b> - the 12/31/2015 at 2:27pm<b>Soniarita</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 10:12pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/24/2015 at 10:40pm<b>HeartForMusic</b> - the 11/24/2015 at 7:47am<b>megahan</b> - the 11/07/2015 at 2:47pm<b>UhHuhHoney</b> - the 11/07/2015 at 12:51pm<b>Mons</b> - the 10/26/2015 at 10:40pm<b>flyingmind</b> - the 10/26/2015 at 1:18pm<b>HarryHirsch</b> - the 09/21/2015 at 12:13am<b>LibertyLife20</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 2:39am<b>MDoremis</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 3:06pm<b>postoso</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 1:39pm

Fucked!<b>Soniarita</b> - the 12/30/2015 at 4:12am<b>taylorcheri</b> - the 09/27/2015 at 3:52am<b>FitFriday</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 7:21pm<b>purplehair</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 7:22pm<b>sam882</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 1:08am<b>ktpnothappening</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 10:39pm<b>madi113</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 4:38am<b>delilablue95</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 4:16am<b>flyingmind</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 1:19am<b>melisssa87</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 8:36pm<b>FiFiLovee</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 2:25am<b>Jamilal16</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 1:37pm<b>RachelRHCP</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 10:25pm<b>LethalSeamonkey</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 9:20am<b>phantomofmind</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 3:08am<b>Prerogative</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 8:18am<b>annarcheer</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 10:43pm<b>MrsHaxxo</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 2:00pm

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You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

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DrummerWS's favorite FMLs

Today, my coworker convinced a little girl that teddy bears are actually the bodies of dead baby bears. I work at Build-a-Bear-Workshop, and we were working a 4-year-old's birthday party. FML

by TeddyBearKiller / 10/06/2013 at 9:11pm / United States / Kids

Today, I spent most of my daughter's 8th birthday with her in the hospital while her broken arm was put in a cast. Apparently, my son had told her that some people gained the ability to fly on their 8th birthday before encouraging her to find out by jumping off the slippery slide. FML

by Anonymous / 01/30/2013 at 5:50pm / Australia (Queensland) / Kids

Today, during my first day as a medical intern in a new ward, I was performing a rectal exam. My supervisor thought it would be funny to burst into the room and scream, "Who are you?! You don't even work here, you pervert!" FML

by dr mamour / 01/30/2013 at 4:57pm / Love

Today, I got my retainer fitted. It stimulates my gag reflex so badly that I gag every time I try so say anything with a 'P' in it. My orthodontist laughed and suggested I get a thesaurus. FML

by Miss Blairgowrie / 01/30/2013 at 2:52am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health

Today, I came home to find my girlfriend crying. Concerned, I quickly asked her what was wrong. She told me tearfully that she couldn't understand why her pet lizards hadn’t grown into dinosaurs yet, and that pet store had cheated her. I’m still concerned now, but for entirely different reasons. FML

by WTF / 01/16/2013 at 2:52am / Miscellaneous

Today, at my new job, some juvenile cockbite spiked my food with a laxative, as part of some kind of bizarre hazing ritual. The bastard got ratted out and suspended, but my arsehole now feels like it's been blown apart by a nuclear warhead. I thought this shit only happened in movies. FML

by Anonymous / 12/20/2012 at 4:49pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Work

Today, my friend showed me a video of me in a nightclub. I was holding two Skittles vodka shots and shouting, "Red and green, merry Kwanzaa!" The shots were yellow and purple. I can't remember that night at all. FML

Today, my deranged wife somehow became convinced that vampires actually exist. She's now walking around with garlic powder caked into her clothing. I can't get the smell out of my nostrils. FML

by Anonymous / 11/04/2012 at 1:14pm / Norway (Oslo) / Love

Today, I woke up to a gift from my boyfriend: a Playboy magazine with a Post-It note that said, "Just a reminder that you're easily replaceable." I think he's still mad at me for beating him on X-box. FML

by becca / 10/28/2012 at 11:39pm / United States / Love

Today, my son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis. He then used the copies to replace every directional arrow posted throughout the school. FML

by thebeachisthatway / 10/22/2012 at 2:56pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids

Today, after waking up from a drunken night, I realized the burning sensation I had from the lube during sex was because I used hand sanitizer. FML

by MIND BLOWING / 10/20/2012 at 9:57am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

Today, a cute girl sitting next to me asked if she could use my phone. As I handed it to her, I attempted to use the expression "knock yourself out," but for a reason I can still not fathom, it came out as "kill yourself." FML

by Holy Testacles / 10/17/2012 at 12:45am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I met a girl I used to make fun of in high school. She was taking my fingerprints after I was arrested. FML

by TheBeautifulOne / 08/23/2012 at 9:42am / United Kingdom (South Ayrshire) / Miscellaneous

Today, I accidentally sprayed some perfume in my eye. After rinsing said burning eye with water for a few minutes, I half-blindly grabbed the eyedrops my sister left on the counter and used some. They were actually tea tree oil drops. Ouch. FML

by Anonymous / 08/11/2012 at 2:21am / United States (California) / Health

Today, I looked over at the car parked next to me and noticed a very large woman plucking her mustache. She locked eyes with me and kept plucking. After that, every time I looked over, she was still staring. Staring and plucking. Now when I close my eyes, I can still see her. FML

by banana2894 / 08/10/2012 at 12:40am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous