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DrownedMyFish

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DrownedMyFish

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 29 June 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 1052
  • Number of comments : 179
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About DrownedMyFish : Many of you will ask "How did you drown your fish?"

It was an accident! He couldn't swim and I didn't know. Please, I ask that you do not judge me for my crimes. I ask that you forgive me and say a prayer for my fish.

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Today, a girl I recently slept with messaged me, explaining through a rendition of "Call Me Maybe" that she'd given me chlamydia. FML

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