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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 October 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 6882
  • Number of comments : 433
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About DropTheDaggerxx : Susan. 21. Student. I like intersectional feminism, floral print, House, M.D., Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Criminal Minds, social justice, and pickles. Not necessarily in that order. I can't think of anything I don't like, except tomatoes. Fuck tomatoes.

*username is an old my chemical romance lyric. can't get rid of my emo roots

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Today, my boyfriend brought me a bunny for a house present for moving into our first house. She escaped her cage and bit through the electrical wires, cutting out all our power and electrocuting and killing herself. FML


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On 10/19/2015 at 7:10am - animals - by bluebelle - Australia

Today, my husband won't seek medical treatment for a condition he's been living with for years because he saw an episode of House, in which the treatment made the condition worse in a very rare instance. FML


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On 10/19/2015 at 5:26am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my mom and dad played rock, paper, scissors over who gets to spend the night with me in the hospital tonight while I have surgery. FML


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On 07/15/2014 at 4:11pm - health - by smh (woman) - United States

Today, I went on a job interview. The interviewer said it all went well, but he can't hire me because I've got a nose piercing, and that type of "image" isn't the kind they're looking for in their employees. This is the guy who had a full sleeve tattoo. FML


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On 07/06/2014 at 2:06pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was using my phone while in a crowded waiting room, and I accidentally tapped on a YouTube video with the volume still at maximum. The first words everyone heard? "Fuck her right in the pussy!" FML


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On 06/14/2014 at 5:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, some pig slapped my ass as he passed me in the street, then looked back at me with a dirty grin. His grin turned to horror when he realized that I'm actually a guy, then to anger as he bitched me out for "tricking" him by "looking like a chick". FML


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On 06/08/2014 at 2:32pm - misc - by 404: sense not found (man) - United States (California)

Today, I used a public toilet. After I did my business in the stall and walked out, I was confronted by the sight of a man standing on tip-toes, holding his penis up to the automatic hand-dryer. Doubt I'll get that image out of my head any time soon. FML


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On 06/07/2014 at 5:37pm - intimacy - by yepintheladiesroom (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, thanks to my phone's shitty predictive text combined with me being half-asleep, I accidentally offered my heartbroken buddy "oral support" if he ever needs it. FML


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On 05/25/2014 at 5:23pm - intimacy - by whoops (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was watching last week's episode of The Walking Dead with my girlfriend. When the gang leader explained the rules of the group to Daryl, I reached over, grabbed my girlfriend's boobs and yelled, "Claimed!" She shot back, "Yeah, they are. But not by you." FML


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On 03/29/2014 at 5:57pm - love - by the other guy? (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46015) - you deserved it (6839)

On 03/27/2014 at 7:10pm - love - by oops (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a coworker filed a complaint against me, all because I ate a banana at lunch, which he claimed is "threateningly sexual", whatever the hell that means. FML


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On 03/18/2014 at 5:31pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to explain to my neighbours that I wasn't "watching porn" earlier, and that I was honestly just watching an episode of Game of Thrones. FML

Today, I had to study for an important test but I could barely focus because my roommate had his music blasting at full volume. Since we get along well, I decided to put up with it. I just found out he forgot to turn it off and left over 6 hours ago. FML


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On 03/10/2014 at 2:43pm - misc - by lovehaterelationship (woman) - Austria (Steiermark)

Today, I introduced my dad, who is a surgeon, to the TV show House. I thought it'd be a good bonding experience. How wrong I was. He spent the whole time yelling about the "insane" medical inaccuracies, then lectured me about my crappy taste in TV. FML


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On 12/31/2013 at 3:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I asked my husband to try a little foreplay for once, instead of just rushing into sex. His idea of foreplay was to sweetly whisper that he was going to "penis" me so hard. That's the first time I've heard the word "penis" used as a verb, and hopefully the last. FML


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On 12/27/2013 at 5:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

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