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Drew167

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Drew167

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 June 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1929
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Drew167 : My names Andrew I'm 18 years old. Lacrosse, basketball, track, football, bmx, and skating is what I spend the majority of my time doing besides working. Message me if you feel the need to know more.

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Today... I have a heret condition that causes migraines an fainting... so I take salt tablets to stop the fainting. The migraines can lead to a stroke... so I have medication for them. The medication has a side effect: fainting. And to avoid migraines... I should avoid salt. mega FML

#20038541
162 comments

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On 08/24/2012 at 12:08am - health - by Neurocardiogenic Syncope - Canada

2day at work , I was forced to nod and smile as a pregnant , fifteen-year-old , brain-dead Jersey Shore wannabe cussed me out 4 bieng rude by using words from a "foriegn language" during our conversation. I used the word "pretentious." FML

#20015372
314 comments

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On 08/11/2012 at 3:37pm - work - by mikeissad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I finally achieved the perfect hourglass figure. Too bad I'm a guy. FML

#19844120
139 comments

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On 06/25/2012 at 10:05am - misc - by Wwiimaniac (man) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I NOTICED THAT MY SON ONLY REALLY LOOKS LIKE MEHEN HE'S STRAINING TO TAKE A DUMP. FML

#19835605
97 comments

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On 06/23/2012 at 8:10pm - kids - by Gremlin (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

someone rang my doorbell. The moment I opened the door, a smell not unlike a cascading torrent of rotting flesh an urine hit my nostrils. I stood there 4 an eternity as a homeless man leaned on my door an desperately tried to convince me to buy an array of scrap metal from him. FML

#19824266
186 comments

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On 06/21/2012 at 2:13pm - misc - by noquiero (man) - United Kingdom (Durham)

Today , after having been constipated 4 ages , I finally forced out a week's worth of build-up. The excruciating pain reduced me to tears , and my boyfriend refused to drive me to the hospital , because according to him , I must have had anal sex with someone.

#19824188
185 comments

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On 06/21/2012 at 1:43pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I saw mah crush working the only open till at the grocery store. When she saw me approach her queue , she immediately called 4 more cashiers. mega FML

#19823688
112 comments

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On 06/21/2012 at 11:40am - love - by rink.attendant.6 - Canada (Ontario)

Today.. . when I told family I was a vegetarian.. . I expectd them to make fun of me because that's just family . But what I wasn't expecting was dad to use looool raw meat as a puppet an make it say.. . "Eat me! Eat me!" then throw it at face . FML

#19823545
112 comments

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On 06/21/2012 at 10:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I let mah imbecile of a brother borrow mah car. The keys to his car are now jammed into the ignition of mine. FML

#19821564
86 comments

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On 06/20/2012 at 11:44pm - misc - by thesmartone - United States

Today, I let mah imbecile of a brother borrow mah car. The keys to his car are now jammed into the ignition of mine. FML

#19821564
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On 06/20/2012 at 11:44pm - misc - by thesmartone - United States

Today, I learned that when mah grlfriend told me that she's a different person without coffee an smoke in the morning, she wasn't kidding; after I'd asked her how she'd slept, she bitched me out fir ( mocking her ) an hurled a hardryer at mah head. FML

#19805199
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On 06/18/2012 at 12:57am - love - by crazybitch - Canada (Alberta)

Today , I realisd that boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by actual name. real FML

Today, I decidd to motivate myself to workout by looking at a picture of a guy with a six-pack on mah computer screen while doing abs. My dad walkd in after I finishd an was still breathing heavily from working out. FML

#19795313
110 comments

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On 06/16/2012 at 1:45am - misc - by NotGay (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while I was driving home, some jackas in an open-top sport car overtook us an flippd me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife looool rolld down her window, pulld out her tampon, an launchd it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrifid: me or him. FML

#19793582
405 comments

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On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

Today , I went to see a movie with mah grlfriend an a few others . Mid-way through , I noticed mah grlfriend giving a hand-job to mah best friend . I couldn't believe mah eyes , an I confronted them . He claimed he had been asleep , she claimed she was mopping up a spill , an I'm now single again . FML

#19788440
288 comments

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On 06/14/2012 at 6:51pm - intimacy - by aranya (man) - Netherlands (Overijssel)



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