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by Anonymous / 01/17/2012 at 8:20am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by FirstStringQB / 10/01/2011 at 6:45pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML
by f*ckingdisgusted / 08/26/2011 at 9:13pm / United States / Kids
by hendrix1 / 08/25/2011 at 10:33am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/18/2011 at 12:26am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Unknown / 07/07/2011 at 11:12am / United States (Missouri) / Holidays
by Anonymous / 09/30/2010 at 4:04am / Estonia (Harjumaa) / Love
Today, I found out that my sister who is 16 years older than me is actually my biological mother. She and my parents decided it was best that I didn't know who my real mother was, and to be raised by my grandparents as their child. I've always hated my sister. FML
by dinosaurman / 10/07/2009 at 12:07pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend was packing for her study abroad program. Jokingly, I got her a pack of condoms. She laughed, saying "Oh yeah, I'll definitely need some of those." Later, I showed up to take her to the airport and saw her open suitcase in the kitchen, with the condoms on top. FML
by badtrip / 03/02/2009 at 10:21pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Love
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