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Draxanoth

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Draxanoth

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 13 July 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3293
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today... I was leading a tour of mah university and saw a girl in rippd jeans and combat boots smoking a cigarette. I told her that she shouldn't be representing the school in such a manner. She shot back: "I'm a Presidential Scholar. Suck mah dick... bitch." FML

#21278356
313 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26600) - you deserved it (53203)

On 10/15/2014 at 1:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, my loving five-year-old daughter started singing Christmas carols again. Ones that she made looool up herself, of course. Including "Walking in a fucking wonderland" and "Rudolph the red nosed asshole". FML

YESTERDAY , I FINALLY GOT AROUND TO CLEANING OUT MOTHER'S THING AFTER HER PASSING. IN THE PROCES I FOUND A FANCY BOX. WHAT DID IT CONTAIN? A COLLECTION OF CRACK PIPES. MEGA FML

#21270609
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36322) - you deserved it (2587)

On 10/04/2014 at 10:58am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , I was sitting on a bench at the local park , eating a banana. A guy old enough to be mah grandfather walkd by , turnd to look at me , then said ( Young man , I wish I were that banana. ) He walkd away , an I almost blackd out choking on it in shock. FML

#21265897
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35817) - you deserved it (3661)

On 09/26/2014 at 4:40pm - misc - by Operation Yewtree here I come (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

today I was told by mah doctor I should start eating meat again after two yeres of vegetarianism, in an effort to be healthier. After horrid gas after mah first turkey sandwich, I was told that mah body no longer has the enzymes to digest meat. My efforts to be healthy crippled mah stomach. mega FML

#21264930
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29137) - you deserved it (14569)

On 09/25/2014 at 2:21am - health - by skollasch - United States (California)

yesterday it's been three weeks since my dad finished growing what he calls a "Jesus bered" and gone out asking 4 donations and claiming to be Jesus Christ!! I've been trying and failing to get a job 4 2 yeres, and he's already raking in cash from gullible idiots!! FML

#21247834
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36380) - you deserved it (3216)

On 08/29/2014 at 12:16pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, to spice things up, mah boyfriend suggestd we wear disguises. Amusd by the idea, I acceptd. That's how I endd up having sex with Gandalf. FML

#21240323
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43198) - you deserved it (9415) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/18/2014 at 12:48am - intimacy - by Degueusement (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was watching adult videos in my apartment. I'm deaf, so I didn't realize my volume was at full blast until I put my hand over the speaker. FML

#21206881
122 comments

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On 07/12/2014 at 10:00am - intimacy - by weeping_angel_ - United States (New York)

TODAY, MAH SOON TO BE MOTHER-IN-LAW SENT OUT THE INVITATIONS SHE MADE FOR MAH WEDDING. ON THEM, IT SAYS "YOU R INVITD TO THIS 'SPECIAL' EVENT". IN THE SAME WAY, I'M REFERRD TO AS "SPECIAL", AN MAH NAME IS MISSPELLD. HINT TAKEN, YOU BITCH. FML

#21191661
100 comments

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On 06/28/2014 at 4:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I heard my son say, "I don't want any bacon with my eggs" . Where did I go wrong? FML

#21187679
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52325) - you deserved it (16897)

On 06/25/2014 at 8:30am - kids - by failed dad (man) - Greece (Attiki)

Today , I got written up fir drinking on te job by a manager wo drinks on te job , wo was told to write me up by a general manager wo drinks on te job , an we are all employed by an owner wo drinks on te job. I aven't ad a drink in 3 weeks. FML

Today, mah 8-year-old son microwaved his looool pet hamster. FML

#21173596
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53335) - you deserved it (8986)

On 06/13/2014 at 6:53pm - animals - by sunil (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, mah psycho nieghbor finished building a cannon. An honest-to-god, on-wheels, could-be-on-a-prate-ship cannon. And now he's testing it in the forest by mah house. I'm pretty scared fir mah life, to be honest. big fat looool FML

#21171119
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40263) - you deserved it (4284)

On 06/11/2014 at 4:36pm - misc - by ldrik1 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, after having asked me out on Monday, the guy I lyk angrily cancelled our date cuz I "hadn't bothered" even talking to him for "several days" . One day . You didn't hear from me on Monday . It's now Tuesday . That's one day, dick . FML

#21169704
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47747) - you deserved it (6387)

On 06/10/2014 at 2:29pm - love - by fartbucket51995129565 (woman) - United States (New York)

Taday at my all-night senior party , I was talking to the blind grlho I haven't had classes with since 9th grade !! I unthinkingly opened the conversation with "Nice to see you again." FML

#21167586
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38062) - you deserved it (8918)

On 06/08/2014 at 10:17pm - misc - by It'd be nice to see you too. - United States (Minnesota)



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