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by BioChickthcfy / 11/13/2013 at 5:27pm / United States (Illinois) / Work
by fartz / 08/31/2013 at 2:04am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/20/2013 at 1:18pm / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 03/30/2013 at 1:23am / United States / Miscellaneous
by kblevss / 01/05/2013 at 4:21am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
Today, while running in the park, I noticed some ducks in a pond. I stopped to look at them and began quacking at them, to see if they would react. This would have been OK had I not been wearing ear-buds, blasting music, making me unable to realize just how loud I was quacking. With people all around. FML
by Quackers / 04/11/2012 at 11:39am / United States (Colorado) / Animals
Today, while lying in bed, I heard a strange grating noise coming from the hallway. After recovering from my initial assumption that it was a poltergeist come to murder me and steal my liver, I went out to investigate. It was there that I discovered my bulldog casually eating into the wall. FML
by Baustigt / 04/10/2012 at 6:48am / Australia (Western Australia) / Animals
Today, I'm recovering from colon surgery. They gave me codeine as pain relief, which has made me constipated. I'm currently sat on the toilet, trying to push out what feels like a small child wrapped in barbed wire out without busting my stitches. FML
by screaming monkey / 04/04/2012 at 6:13am / United Kingdom (Windsor and Maidenhead) / Health
by beernuts / 03/06/2012 at 6:53am / United States / Health
by BadIdea / 03/01/2012 at 4:23pm / France / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/02/2012 at 1:07pm / India / Intimacy
Today, I was standing in the bathroom and farted. It felt like someone stabbed me in the butt. I jumped out of shock, and my head slammed into the mirror. My glasses fell onto the floor and broke. I now need new glasses, a new mirror, and an ice pack for my head. All because I farted. FML
by Rachal / 01/29/2012 at 8:27pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/06/2012 at 9:22pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
by YOURMOM / 12/31/2011 at 2:24am / United States (California) / Animals
Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML
by Cookie / 12/22/2011 at 1:11pm / South Africa / Miscellaneous
- Today, I was playing my guitar outside my apartment building, and some people had put some money in… Today, my girlfriend suggested we start using a safe word during sex - not because we're into BDSM… Today, I was making love to my girlfriend and was pretty impressed with myself for lasting through…