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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 March 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 820
  • Number of comments : 64
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About DragonDude : Woof.

DragonDude's page activity

Visits<b>delilablue95</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 5:53pm<b>looking4funny</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 11:59pm<b>robbyq</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 2:59pm<b>Mons</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 7:11am<b>lola4455</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 9:25pm<b>henrylikestreats</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 3:26am<b>rc89</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 2:28am<b>ProximityToDeath</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 5:47pm<b>NodakN8V</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 12:41pm<b>WellThatWasRude</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 2:06pm<b>EvilTurtle</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 5:18am<b>GingerNinja</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 7:20pm<b>Michael87Jackson</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 4:51am<b>ChloeRattlehead</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 12:52am<b>gis0392</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 2:28am<b>HarryHirsch</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 2:11am<b>JustMe1600</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 10:42pm<b>im_a_squid</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 4:37am

Fucked!<b>looking4funny</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 5:59am<b>GingerNinja</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 1:20am<b>WellThatWasRude</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 10:58am<b>Michael87Jackson</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 7:22am<b>ChloeRattlehead</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 6:52am<b>im_a_squid</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 10:40pm<b>JustMyLuck6666</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 10:19pm<b>leeleeamber</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 10:15pm<b>belindailene</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 10:51pm<b>CureForCrazy</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 9:09pm<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 7:18pm<b>spork_of_doom</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 10:21pm<b>lalundsten</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 4:54am<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 4:22am<b>JulietVoltora</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 11:23pm<b>sh4rpestl1ves</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 1:35am<b>ElMungia</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 4:30pm<b>kikoma</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 8:35pm

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DragonDude's favorite FMLs

Today, after years of insomnia and going to doctors to help get a regular sleeping pattern, I finally fell asleep without the help of medication, only to dream about being chased by an angry seal and singing to Rihanna with a horse. This is probably why I don't sleep. FML

#21049132
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43542) - you deserved it (4036)

On 02/03/2014 at 8:29am - health - by Sleepless (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, like every other day for many years, I have a phobia of bananas. This evening, the phobia came to a head when I had a nightmare in which I was stabbed to death by a gang of walking bananas. FML

#21015899
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44122) - you deserved it (8265) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/03/2014 at 6:28pm - misc - by Elisa_LmR (woman) - France

Today, I took an extra xanax to help with my anxiety, then went to sleep. I guess it was probably too much, because I woke up a few hours later, freaking out and panicking because I was convinced I was a bee trapped in a human body. FML

#21008430
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42908) - you deserved it (10053)

On 12/28/2013 at 4:19pm - health - by beemove (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was escorted out of a grocery store for beating my boyfriend with a block of cheese. FML

Today, my little sister opened a lemonade stand in front of our house. Surprisingly, she actually had a lot of customers, all kids. Two hours or so later, some parents came back complaining and threatening to sue my family. Turns out that what we thought was lemonade was actually beer. FML

Today, my grandmother threatened to kill herself with a banana. She then got angry with me when I didn't attempt to get the banana away from her. My mom punished me because I didn't take the situation seriously enough. FML

#19806269
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31640) - you deserved it (3141)

On 06/18/2012 at 7:38am - misc - by DwarfFrog - United States

Today, I have been awake so long I hallucinated a llama in my living room. I have a medical condition that keeps me from sleeping properly. I've run out of medication. I still see the llama. FML

#19482788
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31712) - you deserved it (2673)

On 04/17/2012 at 5:38am - health - by SeeingLlamas (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML

#6768891
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31779) - you deserved it (7387)

On 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was walking on a busy street. I saw this beautiful blonde walking across the street and a car was coming. I wanted to be like in the movies where the guy pushes the girl out of the way so she doesn't get hit. I accidentally pushed her the wrong way. Right into the car. FML

#5107087
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13072) - you deserved it (74478)

On 09/07/2009 at 3:21pm - misc - by ilovefootball (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML

#2812014
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (101042) - you deserved it (21522)

On 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm - misc - by NoBalls (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, a man in my town was arrested for hiding methanphetamine in a hollowed out walking cane and distributing it to the population of his retirement complex. That man was my 58 year old father. FML

#259923
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73164) - you deserved it (3205)

On 03/10/2009 at 11:01am - misc - by Noname (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

#6
452 comments

I agree, your life sucks (91983) - you deserved it (41768)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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