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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 June 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 10617
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Drag0nb0rn : My profile picture is not of me. I run cross-country and I throw discus and shotput on my track team and run the 100m. Spend most of my time in the gym or busting my balls doing schoolwork to get into a good college. Only music I ever listen to is country, can hardly stand anything else.( Not any of this new stuff though, barely listen to anything after 2005ish)

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Drag0nb0rn's favorite FMLs

Today, my aunt, whom I live with, told me she is going to move out and demanded her half of the rent back, as she only spent two days a week there. When I told her that's not how rent works, she called my mom to tell her what a failure she had raised. Her own sons are unemployed drug addicts. FML


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On 05/22/2015 at 6:14pm - money - by Failure (woman) - Germany (Sachsen-Anhalt)

Today, a couple asked me donate my eggs so they could start a family. When I refused, I was called heartless by my ex-husband and the woman he cheated on me with for over two years. FML


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On 05/16/2015 at 1:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Southampton)

Today, I spent nearly two hours listening to our cleaning lady talking about her son's infected penis, her fear of dentists, how to catch and kill ducks, her husband's childhood and her supposedly murdered dog. She ended up crying and left without cleaning. FML


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On 05/07/2015 at 5:56pm - misc - by Martine624 - Netherlands

Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my dad about my worries for my mental health. He then told me about the tracking device the aliens had implanted in his hand when they abducted him. There's nothing like family. FML

Today, I asked my class to name some West African countries. Several of them thought Ebola was a country. I teach an AP history class. FML


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On 04/27/2015 at 12:58am - work - by advanced history teacher (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I started work cleaning a customer's pool. I think her husband watches too much porn because he keeps glaring at me from the windows, and I overheard him telling his wife that he knows what's "going on" and that he's "not gonna let it happen". FML


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On 04/22/2015 at 11:44am - work - by cock blocked (man) - United States (California)

Today, my dad sat me down and angrily accused me of doing drugs, all because he's noticed I've recently become a lot more energetic and emotional than usual. The truth is, I'd been smoking weed daily for 3 years and just decided to never smoke it again 2 weeks ago. FML


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On 04/22/2015 at 9:39am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my colleagues were excitedly talking about going for drinks after work. I heard one of them ask, Is Sam coming?' and shortly after leave without me. I'm Sam. FML


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On 04/01/2015 at 7:37am - work - by Sam - Netherlands (Groningen)

Today, it's been three months since my sister broke her car, meaning she couldn't get to work, and I've giving her money every month so she could buy food and so on. I just found out that her workplace is less than 200 metres from where she lives. FML


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On 03/25/2015 at 1:42am - love - by Julie - Denmark (Midtjylland)

Today, my sister shot my dog with my airsoft gun. When I told my parents, she put on the fakest sobbing I've ever heard, said she didn't even know how to use a gun, and that she saw me shoot my own dog. They believed her and think I need psychiatric help. FML


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On 03/21/2015 at 1:36am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was helping out during the school play's interval. My head of year jokingly asked me to follow him around with these mini cocktail sausages for the rest of the school year. I thought it would be witty to reply, "Does that make me your official sausage holder?" FML


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On 03/20/2015 at 10:41am - love - by MirandaJones (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML


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On 03/19/2015 at 11:22pm - love - by TooShortToCleanThat - United States

Today, my teacher reached over to hand me a paper. I thought it would be funny to flinch and say, "Dad, please don't hit me". Unfortunately, he didn't think it was a joke, so I got questioned by the on-campus officer. FML


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On 03/05/2015 at 9:32am - misc - by jlol - United States

Today, while walking out of a store eating a candy bar, a homeless man tried to run up and steal my candy. I stuck a leg out and tripped him. The only thing I could think of to yell at him was, "Swiper no Swiping". My kids have ruined my coolness. FML


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On 03/02/2015 at 11:57pm - misc - by Dad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I met my biological parents for the first time, 29 years into my life. They turned out to be two of the most pathetic people I have ever met, and the meeting ended after they asked me to lend them money because I "literally owe them my life." FML


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