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DrUbEaR13

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DrUbEaR13

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 June 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 190
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About DrUbEaR13 : im out going blonde about 5'5 and most of my friends call me pretty

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Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but I ran after him anyway. Thinking I had caught up to him, I grabbed him. It wasn't my dog. It was a skunk. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30411) - you deserved it (5726)

On 09/05/2011 at 12:04am - animals - by stinky skunk - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was falling asleep on my desk, my head on my fist. My elbow slipped off the edge of the desk and I punched myself, leaving a fist mark on my cheek. At school, people think my parents hit me. My parents think I'm getting bullied at school. No one believes the actual story. FML



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