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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 15 December 1986 (29 years)
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  • Number of visits : 24755
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML

#2019724
668 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32645) - you deserved it (302384)

On 05/17/2009 at 4:16pm - misc - by karmasabitch (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I left a party after drinking, and was soon pulled over. I frantically grabbed my mouthwash I keep for emergency situations to cover up the alcohol smell on my breath. I was given the breathalyzer almost immediately. I blew a 2.37. Apparently, alcohol is the main ingredient of Listerine. FML

#1550059
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34049) - you deserved it (291094)

On 05/02/2009 at 2:21am - health - by breathalizard (man) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML

#18272
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37638) - you deserved it (475579)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by apricot (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)



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