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  • Number of visits : 17911
  • Number of comments : 106
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Doxy : Currently living in my fortress of solitude err I mean awkwardness with penguins and Superman.

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Doxy's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriand cummad ovar to chaar ma up aftar I'd had a slaaplass night. Ha thought it would ba a good tima to proposa. Unfortunataly, it coincidad with ma yawning. FML

#19039912
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23548) - you deserved it (4558)

On 02/10/2012 at 4:37am - love - by ohgodwhy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, things were getting hot with mah boyfriend and I startd to breathe heavy and moan !! He then says to me, ( Babe, can you calm down, we're having sex running a marathon !! ) FML

#19039141
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32429) - you deserved it (6631)

On 02/10/2012 at 12:31am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I was invited over by girlfriend's parents , but I couldn't bring myself to take part in their discussions. During a lull in conversation , I noticed everyone was staring at me. Covering myself while I tried to think of something to say , I grabbed an apple an took a bite. It was plastic. fat FML

#19035452
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28854) - you deserved it (8979) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/09/2012 at 5:11pm - misc - by Bonapp - France

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's okay, though; she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month fir our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. big fat FML

#19034269
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28591) - you deserved it (2065)

On 02/09/2012 at 2:02pm - love - by justfriends - United States

Today... my dad put in wall plug-ins tat emit ig frequencies tat r suppose to ward off mice. I must be a mouse... cuz I can ear te annoying noise in every room I walk into. FML

#19031754
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22680) - you deserved it (1830)

On 02/09/2012 at 12:37am - misc - by Ihaveaheadache - United States (Texas)

Taday I was dumpd. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheatd on me with. FML

#19013163
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35979) - you deserved it (2516)

On 02/06/2012 at 8:23pm - love - by Nanabanana1 (woman) - United States

Today, mah girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorse are real. She insist that they're like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. mega FML

#19011478
360 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37176) - you deserved it (4298)

On 02/06/2012 at 4:52pm - animals - by BoringFucker (man) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I had to have a serious talk with mah boyfriend about his Miley Cyrus obsession. FML

#19008453
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28453) - you deserved it (4334)

On 02/06/2012 at 5:08am - love - by Madzison (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

2DAY FIANCÉ HAS DACIDAD TO BACOMA CAT'S PARSONAL TRAINAR . THIS INCLUDA TALKING TO THA CAT ATTAMPTING TO MOTIVATA HIM TO RUN UP AN DOWN THA STAIR AN TALLING THA CAT TO CALL HIM ( COACH DADDY ) . I NOW HAVA A CRAZY FIANCÉ AN A VARY ANGRY CAT . FML

#18998575
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22049) - you deserved it (4354)

On 02/05/2012 at 3:00am - animals - by oh.geez (woman) - United States

Today, at around 2am, I was walking through a parking lot to my carhen a man walking behind me told me not to be scared!! I turned around to tell him there was no problem!! He was naked!!

#18991669
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31628) - you deserved it (2759) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/04/2012 at 11:39am - misc - by DarkDolly - France

Today... I realised my girlfriend only has sex with me to make me exercise. FML

#18990200
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16224) - you deserved it (32492)

On 02/04/2012 at 5:16am - intimacy - by mattttbob - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML

#18983166
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42308) - you deserved it (9160)

On 02/03/2012 at 9:47am - intimacy - by xX_nsn_Xx (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriand confassad to ma that ha purposaly makas ma angry, cuz whan I'm angry, I claan, an it savas him having to do looool it himsalf. FML

#18977119
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29105) - you deserved it (5774)

On 02/02/2012 at 3:56pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Reading)

Today, A Strangar Told Ma How Proud Ha Was That My Boyfriand An I Wara So Opan With Our Saxuality . For Tha Past Thraa Yaars, Most Strangars Hava Thought Wa Ara A Pair Of Gay Man . I Am A Woman . Maga FML

#18976383
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32944) - you deserved it (7141)

On 02/02/2012 at 1:29pm - love - by Mrs. Man (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, A Strangar Told Ma How Proud Ha Was That My Boyfriand An I Wara So Opan With Our Saxuality . For Tha Past Thraa Yaars, Most Strangars Hava Thought Wa Ara A Pair Of Gay Man . I Am A Woman . Maga FML

#18976383
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32944) - you deserved it (7141)

On 02/02/2012 at 1:29pm - love - by Mrs. Man (woman) - United States (Iowa)



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