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Dougie_Bee
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 April 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5716
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Dougie_Bee : Hey, People of FML,

I guess I'm quite a social person so send me a message, add my snapchat dougie_bee or add my Kik Dougie_Bee
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Things I like:
» Music: Childish Gambino, Kendrick Lamar, Arctic Monkeys, Kanye West, The Smiths, Major Lazer
» Films: Most Marvel films, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, The Wolf Of Wall Street, Pulp Fiction
» TV: House Of Cards, Forever, Friends, Community, Perception, Luther
» Sports: Rugby, Basketball, Football (or soccer for the unenlightened!)

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Dougie_Bee's favorite FMLs

Today, I lost a book. I'd used my credit card as a bookmark. FML

#21415900
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8805) - you deserved it (28011)

On 05/26/2015 at 2:54am - money - by stupid (man) - United States (California)

Today, I asked my landlady if she could fix the air conditioner that's been broken since I moved in. Instead, she came round and took away my bathroom mirror, along with all the toilet paper. FML

#21415859
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17987) - you deserved it (1176)

On 05/26/2015 at 1:09am - misc - by meh (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I woke up in my living room after having a party. I then realized my fish tank with many different species was missing from its usual spot. After searching for a few minutes, I finally found it in the freezer. FML

#21415477
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21292) - you deserved it (5848)

On 05/25/2015 at 12:10pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dog was knocked unconscious. I had to race him to the vet and pay a small fortune for x-rays and shots. All because he ran into the kitchen at full speed and smashed headfirst into the refrigerator after hearing me open a bag of turkey. FML

Today, I realized that my relationship has hit a new low when I made an appointment with my girlfriend to have sex. I have a two week wait. FML

#21415031
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22175) - you deserved it (3333)

On 05/24/2015 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by ugh - United States (Michigan)

Today, during a driving lesson, I stopped behind a taxi, and got more and more annoyed when the traffic wouldn't move. A few minutes later, my instructor couldn't hold his laughter any more and pointed out I'd somehow zoned out and entered a taxi rank. FML

#21414941
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20369) - you deserved it (5345)

On 05/24/2015 at 12:56pm - misc - by kalvin (man) - United Kingdom (Leeds)

Today, my new doctor asked if I'm sexually active. I said no. He nodded and murmured "No surprise there." Thanks, mate. FML

#21414914
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22885) - you deserved it (2017)

On 05/24/2015 at 11:56am - misc - by Mona Lisa was a skank-ass ho (man) - United Kingdom (Stockport)

Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML

#21414899
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27707) - you deserved it (1720)

On 05/24/2015 at 11:15am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I felt pretty. As I deal with a severe anxiety and depression, I was proud of myself. All until a little girl asked: "Are you a boy or a girl?" FML

Today, my friends made a little game out of my OCD. They like to purposely poke one of my arms so I immediately poke the other one. They think it's hilarious and now do it constantly. FML

#21414073
87 comments

Today, I walked into my boss' office to ask for a raise, and walked out unemployed. FML

#21414059
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25016) - you deserved it (4175)

On 05/22/2015 at 3:44pm - work - by zheiraT - United States (Maine)

Today, was my first experience having sex. It was also my first experience with a condom breaking. FML

#21413990
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28753) - you deserved it (3678)

On 05/22/2015 at 12:27pm - intimacy - by Vexatious - United States (North Carolina)

Today, and for the past couple of days, my girlfriend's father has been trying to help me think of a way to propose. I decided to rehearse first, and that's how my girlfriend walked in on me "proposing" to her dad. FML

Today, it was hot out, so I wore shorts. My dad took one look at me and said, "Your thighs are so pale, it's like staring into the sun". FML

#21413979
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21897) - you deserved it (2678)

On 05/22/2015 at 11:55am - misc - by xolaurennnn - United States

Today, I missed my bus. But it didn't miss me. I've been in the hospital for 8 hours with a broken leg. FML

#21413750
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26479) - you deserved it (1797)

On 05/21/2015 at 9:55pm - money - by FrickingBusDrivers (man) - United States (Michigan)



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