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DougK76

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DougK76

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 October 1976 (38 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 716
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About DougK76 : I'm a guy... Married with kids. I usually lurk, when bored. I rarely comment.
I'm a geek, computer and sci-fi/fantasy.
And I'm a Linux Systems Engineer.

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DougK76's favorite FMLs

Today, an American lady here in Ireland asked me if I was a Leprechaun. Thinking she was joking, and me being quite "vertically challenged," I decided to just say yes. She then grabbed me and made me endure photographs, cuddles and pats on the head from all her fellow tourists. FML

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189 comments

Today, I spent my first night at my boyfriend's place, and my first night sleeping beside him. I woke up in the early hours to him holding me and muttering in his sleep something like "surprise fisting". I'm beyond terrified. FML

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90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51147) - you deserved it (6221)

On 03/04/2014 at 5:41pm - intimacy - by cockfist (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I came home from work to find my five year old daughter drawing unicorns on the wall. The same wall that I had to repaint last week because it had puppies on it. FML

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183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24606) - you deserved it (9829)

On 12/05/2010 at 8:53am - kids - by Ed - United States (California)



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