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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 October 1976 (39 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 877
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About DougK76 : I'm a guy... With 3 kids (two of which are special needs). I usually lurk, when bored. I rarely comment.
I'm a geek, computer and sci-fi/fantasy.
And I'm a Systems Engineer (Linux/BSD/Unix)

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Today, an American lady here in Ireland asked me if I was a Leprechaun. Thinking she was joking, and me being quite "vertically challenged," I decided to just say yes. She then grabbed me and made me endure photographs, cuddles and pats on the head from all her fellow tourists. FML


Today, I spent my first night at my boyfriend's place, and my first night sleeping beside him. I woke up in the early hours to him holding me and muttering in his sleep something like "surprise fisting". I'm beyond terrified. FML


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Today, I came home from work to find my five year old daughter drawing unicorns on the wall. The same wall that I had to repaint last week because it had puppies on it. FML


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