Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 January 1991 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1004
  • Number of comments : 324
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About DoubleEdgedBlade : Note: If you decide to message me for any reason, it shall rot in cyberspace. I am using the iPhone app.

A little something about me in short form:

-English: You learn it in school for a reason. Use understandable English or you will be anally violated by a 2 ft. steel studded dildo. They're, there, and their are different. You're and your are different.*
-Sarcasm and perverted comments are smiled upon.
-Puns are a great source of entertainment.**

*Here is a quick, free lesson in grade 1 English:
Their: Possessive (This is their car.)
They're: Short for "They are" (They're fixing the car.)
There: Location or statement (The car is over there.)(There are two cars.)
You're: Short for "You are" (You're fixing a car.)
Your: Possessive (This is your car.)

Proper use: "There! They're fixing their car. You better fix your car or you're going to have a difficult time in the race."

**Except for the extremely overused ones.

DoubleEdgedBlade's page activity

Visits<b>DeezButs67</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 7:48am<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 6:13pm<b>Oihana</b> - the 12/21/2015 at 11:45pm<b>THEDUDE1553566</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 10:03pm<b>mixximoo</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 9:50am<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 1:34pm<b>Destrukto</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 12:00pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 6:40am<b>SurfingPichu</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 6:16pm<b>levodkamartini</b> - the 02/01/2015 at 10:55am<b>Isak366</b> - the 01/28/2015 at 7:39am<b>SiRiSpartan</b> - the 09/11/2014 at 6:39pm<b>Akerra89</b> - the 08/28/2014 at 7:22pm<b>maverick1752</b> - the 06/25/2014 at 2:10am<b>ireply_wlyrics</b> - the 06/22/2014 at 11:23am<b>AHotCupOfCoffee</b> - the 06/03/2014 at 12:37pm<b>TheJasonLi</b> - the 03/11/2014 at 11:41pm<b>CloudEnvy</b> - the 02/21/2014 at 4:59am

DoubleEdgedBlade's FML badges

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by our moderating team.

It’s in the can

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

50 quality responses

Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.

See all of DoubleEdgedBlade's badges

DoubleEdgedBlade's favorite FMLs

Doh! This user still hasn't added any FML to their favorites. :(

Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie delivers in 2016
  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: