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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 November 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1834
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Doritozilla : Hello! Welcome to my profile! Just know that I am a person who is quite quiet, and I am quite random. Message me if you would like! Have a Fantastic, amazing, great day!

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Today, after having my tonsils removed, I coughed so hard in my sleep that I woke up spitting blood. Turned out I'd ripped my throat. They had to put me to sleep and cauterize the damaged area. Now I'm in even worse pain than before. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22057) - you deserved it (1320)

On 11/21/2015 at 11:54pm - health - by Anonymous -

Today, I drove in heavy rain for the first time, by myself. I had been told to drive below the speed limit, and be extra careful of the cars around me. Nobody had told me about thunder scaring a cow that would then escape from the corral and hit my car. FML


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On 11/03/2015 at 10:24pm - animals - by damaged - United States (California)

Today, during dinner, my boyfriend slowly walked up next to me, got on one knee, and in one movement pointed at my feet and shouted, "WHAT ARE THOSE?!" FML


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On 11/03/2015 at 5:06pm - love - by Wtf -

Today, a colleague found out that I struggled with anorexia when young. After ranting about how it's a silly 'Women's disease', he renamed me 'Miss Piggy' and made oinking noises every time I ate something. FML


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On 10/26/2015 at 4:27am - work - by missPiggy (man) - Norway

Today, I was riding my bike along a road and a deer jumped out from the tree line, knocking me to the ground and breaking my arm. Someone pulled over to see if I was alright, running over my bike in the process. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24574) - you deserved it (1644)

On 10/13/2015 at 12:55pm - health - by Shibs - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, a day after being informed that keeping my wallet in my front pocket was "strange", my wallet was stolen from my back pocket. FML

Today, I saw my teacher using her phone in the middle of class, so to joke around with her, seeing as we're on pretty good terms, I said: "Using your phone in class? For shame." She looks me in the eyes and says, "Would it be ok if I told you I'm arranging my father's funeral?" FML


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On 09/11/2014 at 2:33am - misc - by lolwut - United States (Oregon)

Today, I took my daughter out driving to practice for her road test. I told her to make a left into a parking lot. She missed the 30 foot wide entrance, but not the two foot wide tree. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38910) - you deserved it (3896)

On 09/10/2014 at 4:15pm - misc - by Crash (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML


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On 08/24/2014 at 11:27pm - love - by angry girlfriend - United States (Indiana)

Today, after a long silent and awkward pause after asking my girlfriend's dad if I can take her on holiday for Christmas, he looked me dead in the eyes and said "No, you may not impregnate my daughter." FML


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On 08/23/2014 at 3:34am - intimacy - by Dafuq happen there - South Africa

Today, I went with my girlfriend to the gym for the first time. I knew I was in bad shape, but I bet her that I could lift more than her. Not only did I get my ass handed to me by a 5', 115lbs girl in front of the entire gym, I also have to attend Zumba in bright pink spandex. FML


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On 08/07/2014 at 11:36am - health - by Dancing King (man) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, I was doing a design sketch for work. I snapped a pic and sent it to my boss. She replied, "Impressive. Nice sketch too." I was drawing at home, naked. My dick was in the picture. FML

Today, I got in a minor car accident because my mom had to check how many likes her last photo on Instagram had while driving. FML


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On 07/22/2014 at 8:43pm - misc - by Anonymous - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, my husband reorganized our fridge for the World Cup. He cleared everything out and filled it with beer and chips. FML


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On 06/12/2014 at 1:02am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

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