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Doortje

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 April 1991 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 27838
  • Number of comments : 1885
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Doortje : Best cupcake ever.

Doortje's page activity

Visits<b>Allornone</b> - the 05/26/2016 at 6:25am<b>Red_Curls1995</b> - the 05/25/2016 at 12:19pm<b>CamBamShamDaMan</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 1:36pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/20/2016 at 6:31pm<b>MidnaLink</b> - the 05/19/2016 at 5:34pm<b>Skydiver2001</b> - the 05/12/2016 at 2:53pm<b>Warriorflex</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 3:06pm<b>melons</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 9:00pm<b>KingHez</b> - the 04/21/2016 at 2:54pm<b>TheDarkLight</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 10:38am<b>BananEnigma</b> - the 04/13/2016 at 5:01am<b>bamfoozled</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 8:50pm<b>JadeOmega</b> - the 04/09/2016 at 12:36pm<b>Clanesda</b> - the 04/05/2016 at 3:15pm<b>Katrinnaw</b> - the 04/02/2016 at 8:49am<b>jubejube239</b> - the 04/01/2016 at 11:03pm<b>UPTDraco</b> - the 04/01/2016 at 3:40pm<b>max1280</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 10:51pm

Fucked!<b>Red_Curls1995</b> - the 05/25/2016 at 6:19pm<b>Skydiver2001</b> - the 05/12/2016 at 8:53pm<b>Warriorflex</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 9:06pm<b>KingHez</b> - the 04/21/2016 at 8:54pm<b>TheDarkLight</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 4:38pm<b>JadeOmega</b> - the 03/25/2016 at 6:03pm<b>TiggyBonkers</b> - the 03/03/2016 at 7:22am<b>senor_octubre</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 4:12pm<b>emisheah</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 5:23am<b>NarutoLove</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 10:22am<b>eski2015</b> - the 12/09/2015 at 4:29pm<b>couchcat</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 11:48pm<b>thatguy206</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 1:24am<b>Emmamazing</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 3:05am<b>Zebracat</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 1:27am<b>16sparklytrees</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 10:24pm<b>kittykat1501</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 1:06pm<b>elizabeth_black</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 4:52am

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I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Doortje's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

by caroline / 02/06/2009 at 10:29am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy

Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriend's parents. The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointed at me and yelled, "HITLER!" FML

by razzmataz / 01/28/2009 at 8:38am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I broke the glass of the photocopier trying to photocopy my ass. My boss will be here in five hours. She'll know it was me. I'm the only night guardian. FML

by Wititipwitpwit / 01/21/2009 at 5:03am / Work

Today, I broke the glass of the photocopier trying to photocopy my ass. My boss will be here in five hours. She'll know it was me. I'm the only night guardian. FML

by Wititipwitpwit / 01/21/2009 at 5:03am / Work

Today, I saw a friend in the street but he didn't see me, so as a joke I decided to ring him. He took his mobile out of his pocket, sighed and didn't pick up. FML

by patty / 01/12/2009 at 9:47pm / Miscellaneous

Today, it's my one year anniversary with my husband. I put on a sexy outfit, red dress and slinky underwear, and waited for him to get home. He walked in the door and asked me with a quizzical look if I was going out tonight. FML

by Ciabatta / 11/20/2008 at 6:10am / Love

Today, it's my one year anniversary with my husband. I put on a sexy outfit, red dress and slinky underwear, and waited for him to get home. He walked in the door and asked me with a quizzical look if I was going out tonight. FML

by Ciabatta / 11/20/2008 at 6:10am / Love