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Today, I went to church for the first time in my life. They had a Jesus statue at the altar, and I noticed he was surprisingly muscular. Ten minutes later, I had to excuse myself, after I caught myself fantasizing over a crucified Jesus. FML
by Weirdo / 12/30/2012 at 1:39pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by well, i am now / 12/27/2012 at 7:24pm / United States / Intimacy
by Nutellalover / 10/19/2012 at 10:19am / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Health
by Anonymous / 10/15/2012 at 6:28am / United States (Virginia) / Kids
Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML
by minibuch1505 / 09/21/2012 at 7:31am / Miscellaneous
Today, I was out shopping, when I noticed a teenage girl with a double stroller picking up a pack of condoms. I couldn't help but mutter that it was a little late for those. A guy who must have been her boyfriend then stormed over and beat the shit out of me. FML
by killmenow / 09/10/2012 at 1:52pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/08/2012 at 7:38am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
by thewhompingwillow / 09/01/2012 at 1:56pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/14/2012 at 1:16am / United States (Nebraska) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/27/2012 at 4:01pm / Miscellaneous
Today, I told my friend over the phone that I had to go drop the kids off at the pool. She told me that she didn't need to know about my bathroom habits and hung up on me. I really had to take my children to the local swimming pool for swim lessons. FML
by Anonymous / 06/25/2012 at 11:53am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by ww2freak / 06/13/2012 at 9:17pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by creeped out / 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/12/2012 at 7:58am / United States (Maine) / Intimacy
Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML
by Anonymous / 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm / France / Miscellaneous
- Today, my boyfriend called condoms the "biggest scam in history" and said I won't get pregnant if I… Today, I found out my boyfriend of 5 years has been cheating on me with a Realtor. The same Realtor… Today, all my guy friends kept hugging me tightly and then softly and then tightly again. I later…