About DoomedGemini : I like anime, manga, reading, drawing, singing, dancing, and playing my flute.
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DoomedGemini's favorite FMLs
Today, I was traveling home with my four-year-old son. While we were standing in line at the security checkpoint, I hear the sound of water dripping and turned to find my son urinating on the floor. He'd read a sign that said we weren't allowed to take any liquids with us. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend at the store with my infant daughter. As we caught up, she assured me that I could get rid of all my baby weight from the pregnancy. If only I had actually been pregnant. My wife carried her and looks fantastic. FML
by Crawlinginmymemes / 10/02/2016 at 2:46pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/25/2016 at 8:11am / United States (Virginia) / Love
by nullpointer / 08/03/2016 at 12:38am / United States (California) / Animals
by Anonymous / 07/23/2016 at 7:04pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I didn't have the courage to tell the guy who likes me that I only thought of him as a friend, so I asked my best friend to do it for me. It turns out that her way of doing this is telling him to "fuck off" and then punching him in the face. FML
by ShouldHaveDoneItMyself / 07/05/2016 at 1:04pm / Sudan / Miscellaneous
by why me / 06/29/2016 at 12:41am / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals
by TicketMePink / 05/20/2016 at 1:57am / United States / Love
by BenFiggy / 04/21/2016 at 9:28am / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
Today, nearing the end of my pregnancy, I went to a local pool. While attempting to swim on my stomach, I turned a little to the left, and buoyancy took over and I ended up belly-up and flailing, causing a very large man to then laugh so hard, he choked. FML
by ciammmm / 04/07/2016 at 8:23pm / United States (Arizona) / Health
Today, I was chatting with a new guy at work. He cracked a joke about me and I jokingly gave him a light push on the shoulder. Half a second after I touched him, he threw himself back and hit the floor yelling in "pain". Now I'm suspended because of this psycho. FML
by framed / 04/02/2016 at 8:30am / United States (New Hampshire) / Work
by Anonymous / 03/23/2016 at 10:36am / United States (Virginia) / Health
Today, I, a vampire-pale girl, went on a blind date with a very dark-skinned young man. We got on like a house on fire, and everything was going smoothly until we leant in for the kiss. I was wearing makeup and no setting spray. He came away with half his face smudged snow white. FML
by JJ / 03/21/2016 at 3:06pm / United Kingdom (Southampton) / Intimacy