About DoomedGemini : I like anime, manga, reading, drawing, singing, dancing, and playing my flute.
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by BenFiggy / 04/21/2016 at 9:28am / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
Today, nearing the end of my pregnancy, I went to a local pool. While attempting to swim on my stomach, I turned a little to the left, and buoyancy took over and I ended up belly-up and flailing, causing a very large man to then laugh so hard, he choked. FML
by ciammmm / 04/07/2016 at 8:23pm / United States (Arizona) / Health
Today, I was chatting with a new guy at work. He cracked a joke about me and I jokingly gave him a light push on the shoulder. Half a second after I touched him, he threw himself back and hit the floor yelling in "pain". Now I'm suspended because of this psycho. FML
by framed / 04/02/2016 at 8:30am / United States (New Hampshire) / Work
by sauve dino. / 03/24/2016 at 11:12pm / Kids
by Anonymous / 03/23/2016 at 10:36am / United States (Virginia) / Health
Today, I, a vampire-pale girl, went on a blind date with a very dark-skinned young man. We got on like a house on fire, and everything was going smoothly until we leant in for the kiss. I was wearing makeup and no setting spray. He came away with half his face smudged snow white. FML
by JJ / 03/21/2016 at 3:06pm / United Kingdom (Southampton) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend of two months and I are in completely different points in our lives. She ambushed me with ideas of having kids, getting married and being together forever. Currently, my biggest concern is passing the tenth grade. FML
by NordicNathan / 03/14/2016 at 12:49am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by riyaap13 / 02/23/2016 at 3:30pm / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
Today, two aggressive police officers appeared at my door informing me that a complaint was filed about my 18 year-old son having "inappropriate relations" with a 16 year-old. We live in England. I had to Google the law to prove to them this was legal. FML
by Confuseddad / 02/16/2016 at 5:17pm / United Kingdom / Kids
by ChiefKoala / 01/22/2016 at 12:05pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found the engagement ring I'd bought and been missing for a week. On my girlfriend's hand. While my childhood friend was inside her. They apparently like pretending she's married while doing this. They made this self-discovery a week ago. Good for them. I don't want the ring back. FML
by CogadhTallon / 12/29/2015 at 9:11pm / United States / Intimacy
by whatthefuck / 12/27/2015 at 6:22pm / United States (Utah) / Intimacy
Today, I had to work late. Due to delayed trains and a missed connection, it was almost midnight when I finally got home. When I walked into the bedroom, I found my girlfriend wearing sexy lingerie and fast asleep. FML
by Anonymous / 12/15/2015 at 1:10pm / Germany (Bayern) / Transportation
by Moth_Balled / 12/14/2015 at 11:50pm / Australia / Intimacy
by nnniii / 11/15/2015 at 11:55pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy