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DoomedGemini

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 May 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 868
  • Number of comments : 337
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About DoomedGemini : I like anime, manga, reading, drawing, singing, dancing, and playing my flute.

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Visits<b>MDoremis</b> - one hour ago<b>premo25</b> - yesterday at 9:46pm<b>Ava_Darkflame</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 10:43pm<b>ndnpride88</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 12:33pm<b>TheMathMajor</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 8:48am<b>ItsaBucsLife</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 8:14am<b>copenhagencb82</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 7:18am<b>muaest</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 6:03am<b>ddeveshh</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 12:34am<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 11:39pm<b>MagnusDeus</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 1:59pm<b>UserOfTheMind</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 7:35pm<b>Somebodysangel</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 3:33pm<b>Mortoli</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 2:21am<b>dat_becky</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 1:50am<b>bubblesBVB61113</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 12:55am<b>MidnightRain3</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 12:35am<b>Leenah_93</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 11:50pm

Fucked!<b>Ava_Darkflame</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 4:43am<b>connaughty0225</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 4:45am<b>maria95aa</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 11:18pm<b>BlackHawkSavior</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 8:29pm<b>Wakachulak</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 8:01pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 2:50pm<b>maverick1752</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 11:46am<b>Exaspera</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 8:02am<b>lukian</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 1:32am<b>thebakingseal</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 3:03am<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 10:22am<b>CandyDawg</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 9:27am<b>marcusterry</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 4:18pm<b>Baka_Me</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 3:58pm<b>melody309</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 2:07pm<b>praesidiem</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 8:13am<b>Kvothee</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 3:08am<b>Liamj774</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 11:15pm

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DoomedGemini's favorite FMLs

Today, my step-sister told me that she was getting married to her girlfriend next summer. At a big family brunch, I made a toast to their marriage. I didn't know that my step-mom didn't know they were dating in the first place, or that she was severely homophobic. FML

#21448362
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11582) - you deserved it (1713)

On 07/28/2015 at 1:02am - misc - by anon - United States (Illinois)

Today, I decided to start jogging to keep fit. I was passed about ten times by the same car, carrying four bozos whose vocabulary consisted only of, "TITTIES!" and copious amounts of giggling. FML

Today, my long distance boyfriend got angry because I like touching myself while we sext. It "distracts" me from him. I'm sorry you turn me on. FML

#21447742
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18371) - you deserved it (1795)

On 07/26/2015 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by wot02 (woman) - United States

Today, I had a dream about a giant spider crawling around in my mouth. I woke up to find that dreams sometimes do come true. FML

#21445902
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26425) - you deserved it (1643)

On 07/23/2015 at 9:05am - animals - by dirtbikeguy (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend's dad helped me put coolant in my car. When I said I wished I could do something in return, he told me to get an abortion so I wouldn't "ruin" his son's life. When I told my boyfriend, he didn't believe me. FML

#21444969
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25604) - you deserved it (2291)

On 07/21/2015 at 11:17am - misc - by father-in-nope (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my religious friend and I ended up having wild sex in the back of his mom's minivan. We got interrupted by a priest knocking at our window. Well played God, well played. FML

#21444515
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26300) - you deserved it (7155)

On 07/20/2015 at 1:48pm - intimacy - by Marika - United States (California)

Today, I had to explain to my incredibly sheltered 15-year-old brother that no, you don't wear condoms on your balls, and that they don't work by squeezing your balls so the sperm are blocked from coming out when you ejaculate. FML

#21443849
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23144) - you deserved it (1981)

On 07/19/2015 at 2:02am - kids - by facepalming all the way (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend didn't break up with me, but his mom did. FML

Today, I accidentally texted the girl I like, "Oh god, I just choked on a boner." I meant bone. FML

#21442630
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24078) - you deserved it (4285)

On 07/16/2015 at 3:22pm - misc - by Boneo and Juliet - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I got fired, apparently for being racist to black people. When I told my boyfriend, he couldn't stop laughing. He's black. FML

#21442166
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30721) - you deserved it (2861)

On 07/15/2015 at 6:02pm - misc - by Razz - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went downstairs early in the morning to watch a movie. As I walked into the living room and reached for the light switch, I heard my dad say "Knew you'd change your mind. Get them panties off." followed by the sound of a zipper being undone. I've never been so mortified in my life. FML

#21442030
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32789) - you deserved it (2314)

On 07/15/2015 at 12:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my mom recently stopped taking her medication. I came home to find she'd shot my dog because she thought he was possessed by the devil. FML

#21442016
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37568) - you deserved it (1789)

On 07/15/2015 at 11:40am - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, the guy I've been dating for 3 weeks showed up at my house at 7 AM. I was about to give him a kiss when he said, "Good morning, is Sarah here?" I was confused until I realized he didn't recognize me because I had no make up on. FML

Today, my cat thought it was appropriate to bring a bird into the house at 4am; the bird thought it was appropriate to attack my mom. FML

#21440806
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22365) - you deserved it (2059)

On 07/13/2015 at 12:39am - animals - by 4am blues - United States (Florida)

Today, my cat thought it was appropriate to bring a bird into the house at 4am; the bird thought it was appropriate to attack my mom. FML

#21440806
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22365) - you deserved it (2059)

On 07/13/2015 at 12:39am - animals - by 4am blues - United States (Florida)



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