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DoomedGemini

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DoomedGemini

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 May 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 737
  • Number of comments : 270
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About DoomedGemini : I like anime, manga, reading, drawing, singing, dancing, and playing my flute.

DoomedGemini's page activity

Visits<b>BlackHawkSavior</b> - yesterday at 2:29pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 5:58pm<b>Wakachulak</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 2:00pm<b>Tendou</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 8:02am<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 1:55pm<b>Jiratias</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 3:16pm<b>sexymomo1234</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 12:21am<b>madslurpee</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 3:00pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 8:50am<b>AnonymousUser90</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 12:42am<b>ironhead</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 6:52pm<b>adelaine782002</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 2:49am<b>hantu69</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 7:46am<b>maverick1752</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 5:45am<b>Exaspera</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 2:02am<b>sandman676</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 12:55am<b>Dexter83</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 12:46am<b>Scwarrior9</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 11:41pm

Fucked!<b>BlackHawkSavior</b> - yesterday at 8:29pm<b>Wakachulak</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 8:01pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 2:50pm<b>maverick1752</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 11:46am<b>Exaspera</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 8:02am<b>lukian</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 1:32am<b>thebakingseal</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 3:03am<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 10:22am<b>CandyDawg</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 9:27am<b>marcusterry</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 4:18pm<b>Baka_Me</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 3:58pm<b>melody309</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 2:07pm<b>praesidiem</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 8:13am<b>Kvothee</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 3:08am<b>Liamj774</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 11:15pm<b>TexasDiesel97</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 4:27pm<b>martin8337</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 12:50am<b>Mukuro</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 6:12pm

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DoomedGemini's favorite FMLs

Today, I found an unfamiliar ring in my purse. Thinking it was fake, I gave it to a little girl. Thanks to my mother, I later found out that the ring was my grandmother's and it was made of gold and had a real ruby. My mother added that my grandmother trusted me to keep it in our family. FML

#21433516
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15754) - you deserved it (24129)

On 06/28/2015 at 10:02pm - kids - by AddictiveAddicted - United States (Colorado)

Today, as I kissed my husband after our wedding vows, my mother-in-law muttered "Slut." loudly from the front row. Everyone heard her, but kept smiling and pretended to be oblivious. FML

#21432863
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25904) - you deserved it (1764)

On 06/27/2015 at 2:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my parents heard about the decision to make same-sex marriage legal in all states. They're so outraged that they're even talking about getting a house in Canada. They're in for a surprise. FML

#21432698
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26784) - you deserved it (2216)

On 06/27/2015 at 5:38am - misc - by MovingtoCanada (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after constant avoidance, I saw the man who slept with my mother and caused my parents to get divorced. I desperately wanted to punch him in the face, but instead I had to smile and shake his hand as he gave me my diploma. FML

#21431164
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34273) - you deserved it (2092)

On 06/24/2015 at 1:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML

#21430924
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31088) - you deserved it (1791)

On 06/23/2015 at 11:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after walking in on my roommate, I found out that pleasuring yourself with a shoe is a thing. It wouldn't have been so bad if the shoe hadn't been mine. FML

#21430531
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26153) - you deserved it (1677)

On 06/23/2015 at 4:07am - intimacy - by UkuleleTime - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I discovered that most of my family is homophobic while discussing Orange Is The New Black. I've only come out to my sister. FML

#21430373
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25231) - you deserved it (2328)

On 06/22/2015 at 10:20pm - misc - by imgay - Argentina (Distrito Federal)

Today, I discovered that most of my family is homophobic while discussing Orange Is The New Black. I've only come out to my sister. FML

#21430373
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25231) - you deserved it (2328)

On 06/22/2015 at 10:20pm - misc - by imgay - Argentina (Distrito Federal)

Today, at my work in a call centre, a man called up on a very quiet line to report a car accident on his father's behalf because his father was deaf. I asked him to ask his dad if he was OK after the accident. I'd misheard him and he had said "dead", not "deaf". He started crying. FML

#21430016
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28792) - you deserved it (3538)

On 06/22/2015 at 7:35am - work - by Iamsosorry (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen so I went to work. On my walk to work a girl pulls up on my bike and says I need to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. Hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass as police surround me and accuse me of stealing my own bike. FML

#21429443
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25134) - you deserved it (1435)

On 06/21/2015 at 9:29am - misc - by cwell88 (man) -

Today, some asshat ran onto the road and tried and jump over my car as I drove by. He didn't make the jump. FML

Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML

#21428639
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26508) - you deserved it (2000)

On 06/19/2015 at 3:51pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob and she surprised me by deciding to swallow. Or so I thought. When she came up to kiss me, she spat my man-milk into my mouth and almost pissed herself laughing when I freaked out and nearly threw up. FML

#21428553
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27963) - you deserved it (11410)

On 06/19/2015 at 12:17pm - intimacy - by shmarf (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was about to leave for my honeymoon with my new husband, when he saw my deodorant in my bag. He picked it up and asked what it was. When I said it was deodorant, he gave me a confused look and said "girls don't wear deodorant". He actually believed that. FML

#21428525
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26055) - you deserved it (2491)

On 06/19/2015 at 10:47am - health - by stanky - United States (Ohio)

Today, a woman bitched me out at the grocery store, saying that since I'm not Indian, I shouldn't be wearing a bindi - a red dot on my forehead - because it's "cultural appropriation". I was too embarrassed to tell her it was actually a pimple I'd been trying to pop on my forehead. FML

#21428154
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29132) - you deserved it (2496)

On 06/18/2015 at 4:09pm - misc - by unsuccessful popping - United States (New York)



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