Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Online | Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 May 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1656
  • Number of comments : 752
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About DoomedGemini : I like anime, manga, reading, drawing, singing, dancing, and playing my flute.

DoomedGemini's page activity

Visits<b>wanted_2_want</b> - 11 hours ago<b>guiltySnake</b> - 14 hours ago<b>panromantic</b> - yesterday at 9:10am<b>Mackade</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 8:22pm<b>Jimi_Rae</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 9:13am<b>Tupan</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 11:10pm<b>KoalaLife</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 7:22pm<b>shain1988</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 3:41pm<b>NYGiants1925</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 2:45pm<b>nissanleaf</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 1:24pm<b>eajohnson82</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 1:05pm<b>TommyG493</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 4:55am<b>melons</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 7:04pm<b>int15</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 12:22pm<b>chr1sF</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 11:06am<b>MonstreBelle</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 3:40am<b>Oktopussy</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 4:09am<b>ARCHANGELGABRIEL</b> - the 11/22/2015 at 11:31pm

Fucked!<b>shain1988</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 9:42pm<b>el_bell3618</b> - the 11/09/2015 at 4:30am<b>NH_Freelancer</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 4:51am<b>Peachy2392</b> - the 11/01/2015 at 7:50am<b>WellThatWasRude</b> - the 11/01/2015 at 4:30am<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 11/01/2015 at 12:17am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 10/31/2015 at 10:59pm<b>apineapple</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 1:46am<b>silverbane27</b> - the 10/16/2015 at 8:01pm<b>MrSmellyCheese</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 10:06pm<b>ARCHANGELGABRIEL</b> - the 09/30/2015 at 4:00am<b>FitFriday</b> - the 09/15/2015 at 9:26pm<b>awkwardeer</b> - the 09/15/2015 at 12:58pm<b>MDoremis</b> - the 09/15/2015 at 12:03pm<b>interesting33</b> - the 09/14/2015 at 3:12pm<b>earlytermination</b> - the 09/14/2015 at 2:18pm<b>PHP</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 10:20pm<b>creeperdevon</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 5:16pm

DoomedGemini's FML badges


You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.


Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

See all of DoomedGemini's badges

DoomedGemini's favorite FMLs

Today, I tried to give my first hand-job while wearing fuzzy socks in a carpeted room. I reached out to touch his penis and shocked him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23448) - you deserved it (4277)

On 11/15/2015 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by nnniii - United States (Washington)

Today, while changing the litter in the cat box, the brand new carton ripped open, spilling all twelve pounds of cat litter over my kitchen floor. Both cats promptly rushed over and began frantically urinating all over it. FML

Today, I learned the hard way that my boyfriend lied about getting a vasectomy before we met, in spite of knowing how phobic I am of pregnancy and kids. His defense? "I figured you'd change your mind someday, because all you chicks love babies." FML

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend about the importance of foreplay, and that attempting to get me "in the mood" by whipping his cock out and air humping was roughly equivalent to throwing a dry teabag at me and claiming he made a cup of tea. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26123) - you deserved it (2553)

On 10/16/2015 at 11:05am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, my girlfriend and I were trying to get it on on the bed. As soon as things were starting to get heated, I turned over and saw that my dog had not only jumped up on the bed, but had been watching and started to hump the pillow next to our heads. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24341) - you deserved it (3005)

On 10/15/2015 at 6:47pm - intimacy - by GiveADogABone - United States

Today, I realised just how much my favourite pornstar looks like my sister. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22837) - you deserved it (7240)

On 10/10/2015 at 11:15am - love - by Oh Cock - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I had to quickly back out of a Skype call between me and three coworkers because my fiancée came home from work in tears. When things had calmed down, I re-entered the call to find them unaware I had returned, saying how glad they were I had left because they all secretly despise me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24722) - you deserved it (1911)

On 10/06/2015 at 3:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, a guy kept flirting with me despite all my hints for him to kindly fuck off and die, so I lied and said I'm a lesbian. This didn't stop him. It got so bad, I had to claim I was born with a dick and say that's why I like girls. Only then did he say "Eeewww..." and back off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24022) - you deserved it (2372)

On 09/25/2015 at 3:56pm - love - by Thai that on for size (woman) - New Zealand (Hawke's Bay)

Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28859) - you deserved it (2939)

On 09/21/2015 at 10:45am - misc - by Gassy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, it was my dad's retirement. He is traditional Japanese, so I had custom-ordered a samurai sword from a traditional Japanese blacksmith with dad's name engraved on the blade in kanji script. He loved it, right up til my drunk cousin tried to use it to cut down a tree and snapped it in two. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27672) - you deserved it (1517)

On 09/17/2015 at 7:13am - misc - by Ryoichi (man) - Germany

Today, my boyfriend is trying to get me to cut my hair, wear different clothes, apply my makeup differently, and even change my morals and values to match his mother's. FML

Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML


I agree, your life sucks (28516) - you deserved it (4766)

On 08/31/2015 at 6:50pm - kids - by laurencoc - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I met my fiancé's much older sister for the first time. Turns out she is actually my old high school English teacher who used to make me cry at least 3 times a week. It's been three hours and I've accidentally called her Miss Willow 4 times and been reduced to tears twice. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28402) - you deserved it (3042)

On 08/30/2015 at 8:13am - misc - by Alice (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I came home from a business trip and was greeted by a foul smell. I soon found out my husband accidentally let the milk go bad by leaving it out all day, then tried to solve the problem by "balancing the temperatures" by putting it in the freezer. Oh honey, no. Just no. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21649) - you deserved it (1775)

On 08/27/2015 at 12:18pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Sjelland)

Today, I planned on telling the girl I like that I have feelings for her. What I didn't plan on was having a panic attack and whispering "I really like you!" super creepily and immediately saying "bye" and running away in shame. FML

C comme Line's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Best of the Worst #20
  • Here we are in November! Winter is here, for most of us, it's dark, grey and depressing and if you're the kind of person who watches network news 24/7, you're probably going to need some cheering up.…

Monday 30 November 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: