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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 January 1991 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2120
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About DoomJeff91 : For your daily recommended amount of sexy, click the picture above. Please consult a doctor if you experience heart problems.

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Today, my best friend was texting me about her sick dog. She wrote "Do you think she will get better?", so I wrote "I hope she does". It wasn't until later that I realized I accidentally wrote "I hope she dies" instead. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33669) - you deserved it (8857)

On 01/04/2010 at 10:32pm - animals - by poordog (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire screen of my new iPod Touch with a black sharpie. FML


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On 12/16/2009 at 6:01pm - misc - by epiiphany (woman) - United States

Today, a bee flew in my car so I swerved off the road and hit a mailbox. It was a metal keg filled with cement buried in the ground. Taking my father's advice I fled the scene. Later my mailman knocked on my door holding part of my bumper. He said "Excuse me, I think you hit my mailbox this morning." FML


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On 11/11/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by Sybil90 (woman) - United States (Texas)

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