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by Anonymous / 09/21/2011 at 2:39pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I pretended to drunk text some friends. When in all reality I was sitting home all alone. I don't know what's worse: that I pretended that I was social and drunk, or that the friend I said I was with was actually with them. FML
by Anonymous / 09/10/2011 at 1:05am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML
by f*ckingdisgusted / 08/26/2011 at 9:13pm / United States / Kids
by Kathryn / 08/08/2011 at 7:58pm / United States (New York) / Health
by meach / 08/06/2011 at 12:58am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by shroooms / 07/28/2011 at 4:37pm / Slovenia (Bohinj) / Health
by anon / 07/26/2011 at 8:01pm / Israel / Miscellaneous
Today, I was dared to eat durian. With my reputation hanging in the balance, I bought one. Only after I opened it did I realize the extent of the dare. It smelled and tasted like dried cat shit that Satan himself had regurgitated. FML
by cadillacfrank / 07/24/2011 at 5:01pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my bike got stolen because I left my keys in the lock. On my way home, I saw my bike in front of a store, unlocked. I jumped on it, only to get punched in the face by the guy that had taken it, and got it stolen from me again. FML
by dullstuff / 07/21/2011 at 8:34am / Belgium (Liege) / Miscellaneous
by independence / 07/07/2011 at 12:04am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML
by Fmylife / 07/06/2011 at 5:17am / United States (Washington) / Health
Today, it's memorial day weekend. The cops are all over the place watching for speeders and drunks. Some complete dickhead decided to spray paint "cop killa" on the side of my car. It won't come off. FML
by mperh / 05/28/2011 at 8:46am / United States / Transportation
Today, I took a final for my law class. As I was taking the test, I noticed the girl on my left copying off me. I wrote all the wrong answers on my sheet while writing the correct answers on my desk hoping she would copy the wrong answers down. I forgot to write the correct answers on my test. FML
by markymark / 05/17/2011 at 1:36pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by MathTeacher / 05/02/2011 at 10:30am / United States (Missouri) / Work
Today, I noticed this guy crying in the park. I went up to him to see what was wrong. Apparently his girlfriend broke up with him, and he also said he wanted to kill himself. My first response was "Don't, you'll regret it later in life". FML
by alopez1994 / 04/21/2011 at 1:28am / Miscellaneous