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DomJ
  • Town/Country : USA
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  • Number of visits : 68
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About DomJ : I'm a goalkeeper for the OHS soccer team and I love to longboard, drive on the beach and play guitar! Working hard to start my college life and then become an MLS goalkeeper, it's my dream! Feel free to message me :)

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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DomJ's favorite FMLs

Today, something ran across my foot while I was on the toilet. Hearing me scream, my husband ran in. We now have a new "pet" mouse named Jerry that I am not allowed to kill under threat of divorce. FML



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