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  • Number of visits : 325
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About DomJ : I'm a goalkeeper for the OHS soccer team and I love to longboard, drive on the beach and play guitar! Working hard to start my college life and then become an MLS goalkeeper, it's my dream! Feel free to message me :)

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Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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DomJ's favorite FMLs

Today, something ran across my foot while I was on the toilet. Hearing me scream, my husband ran in. We now have a new "pet" mouse named Jerry that I am not allowed to kill under threat of divorce. FML

Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

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  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

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