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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 October 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3899
  • Number of comments : 221
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About DomDomxoxo : I'm kind of weird. But I'd rather be weird than being normal.

I love animals (only the ones with fur and 4 paws). I hate when people say "should of" instead of "should have"!

If I ever comment in a bitchy tone, please forgive me... I'm probably PMSing or someone just woke me up.

By the way: I am not duckfacing in my picture. My face is curved in a weird way.

Toodles (:

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DomDomxoxo's favorite FMLs

Today, as mah friend was rudely rummaging through mah phone, she saw a picture of the pottery I've painted her for Christmas . Not only did she see it, but she also declared it ugly . That's probably the present I'm the most proud of this Christmas . FML

#20193344
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21901) - you deserved it (2065)

On 12/06/2012 at 1:15am - misc - by a - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I ad a presentation in Frenc class. I was so nervous, te first ting I said wen I got up tere was, "Hola." FML

#20193303
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25216) - you deserved it (4792)

On 12/06/2012 at 12:35am - work - by SpanishInFrenchClass (woman) - United States

Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was looool about to get on too, I realizd I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus an watch as the man wavd at me through the window. mega FML

#20192452
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23364) - you deserved it (2748)

On 12/05/2012 at 3:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today I took a pregnancy test . When I saw that the result was positive I started crying and showed mah mom . She burst out laughing and told me that I had taken an ovulation test . real FML

#20177960
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8520) - you deserved it (32604)

On 11/25/2012 at 10:08am - health - by I'm stupid - United States (Illinois)

Today, mah step-mom threw out some of the ( boxes of junk ) in mah room, because apparently, I'm a pack rat. I guess she and everyone else in mah family won't be receiving those Christmas presents. FML

#20177886
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29438) - you deserved it (1581)

On 11/25/2012 at 8:28am - money - by WritingWrongs - United States

TODAY, IN BREAK FROM TRADITION, I PROPOSED TO MAH BOYFRIEND!! WE WERE AT A JAPANESE PAGODA!! WATER WAS TRICKLING EVERYWHERE; THE MOMENT WAS PERFECT!! WHILE I WAS ON MAH KNEE, AFTER POURING MAH HEART OUT, HE LOOKED WISTFULLY OUT OVER THE WATER AND SAID, "SO, I WAS THINKING PIZZA TONIGHT." FML

#20173702
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28019) - you deserved it (5899)

On 11/22/2012 at 11:13am - love - by but I tried anal and everything (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I walked into ma ouse wit ma friend, only to discover ma usband alf-naked and yelling at te TV screen over a soccer game. By alf-naked, I mean e was only wereing a srt. FML

#20169569
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21878) - you deserved it (2374)

On 11/19/2012 at 2:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, mah daughter had a meltdown when I told her I donated some of her old toys to Goodwill . It turns out Toy Story has taught her that toys have feelings and that she has a meaningful relationship with them . She's in her teens . FML

#20167023
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15660) - you deserved it (24387)

On 11/17/2012 at 5:31pm - kids - by susan (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today,hila Working At Tha Coffaa Shop, I Had To Ampty Tha Garbaga Cans. Ona Of Tha Bags Gava Way, An All Tha Half-finishad Cups Of Coffaa Spillad All Ovar Mah Uniform. Most Customars' Ordars Cost Mora Than I Maka Par Hour. FML

#20166731
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18279) - you deserved it (1896)

On 11/17/2012 at 1:35pm - work - by overpriced coffee shop worker - United States (California)

Today... mah boyfriend and I cleaned his parents'hole househile they were out... just to be nice. When they came home... they assumed we only did it because we'd made some huge mess that we needed to hide. I'm now banned from their house. FML

#20164583
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24060) - you deserved it (2016)

On 11/15/2012 at 6:34pm - love - by teea (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

today I realized that the bird I supposedly heard during the night throughout mah childhood is actually the sound mah mom makes when she comes!! FML

#20160628
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39021) - you deserved it (2720)

On 11/12/2012 at 4:20pm - intimacy - by Heather - United States (Maryland)

Today , I went down on mah girlfriend 4 the first time. I thought it was all going really well , until I looked up a minute or two in , only to be greeted by a stone-cold death glare and the words , "You really r an idiot , aren't you?" FML

#20144510
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31395) - you deserved it (7570)

On 11/02/2012 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today , newly ex-fiancé , te fater of 5-year-old cild , moved out of state wit no warning. I just spent last $500 paying off is car , and te rent is due tomorrow. FML

#20144316
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22202) - you deserved it (5341)

On 11/02/2012 at 12:35pm - love - by lilithfaye (woman) - United States

Today, I found mah fiancé is cheating on me. Our wedding is in 26 days and everything is already paid for. FML

#20140302
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33878) - you deserved it (2187)

On 10/30/2012 at 3:34pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I Jokingly Asked Mah Girlfriend What She Got Me 4 Mah Half Birthday, To Which She Replied "A Baby." She Was Serious. FML



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