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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 20 August 1984 (31 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6491
  • Number of comments : 564
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About Dodge4x4Ram : Xbox 360, Dodge, texting, Lifting/Pushing, Rock n Roll, 4x4, Rock Climbing, Tattoo, Documentaries, College, Android, IMAX, Call of Duty, Batman, Marathons

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Dodge4x4Ram's favorite FMLs

Today, after spending five years regaining contact with my estranged father, I finally met him. I tearfully dropped my luggage and ran to hug him. He belched and told me to get in the car, because he had diarrhea. FML

#19997087
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25698) - you deserved it (2449)

On 08/01/2012 at 8:06pm - love - by daddydaughterWTF - United States (Florida)

Today, I was woken up by a noise coming from the bathroom. Upon investigation, I discovered my very drunk, giggling girlfriend attempting to urinate standing up. Carefully note the word "attempting". FML

#19756840
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26002) - you deserved it (2246)

On 06/08/2012 at 7:54pm - love - by SprinklerDodger (man) - Denmark (Syddanmark)

Today, at the microbiology lab, I discovered that the guy who took the shift before me didn't sterilize the work space very well. I am now blowing chunks from both ends from a very nasty strain of E. Coli. My company blames me. FML

#18502844
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32767) - you deserved it (3159)

On 12/13/2011 at 12:33pm - work - by microtech - United States (New York)

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

#18465913
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13126) - you deserved it (95450)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today, at work, I got chilli powder in my eye. Now not only do I have a swollen, blistered eye, but I am covered in milk as my boss assured me that would help. FML

#18225907
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25374) - you deserved it (2673)

On 11/12/2011 at 4:27am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I decided to make home made french fries. I figured all I needed was potatoes and salt, right? Wrong! I also needed the fire department and an ambulance. FML

#17934685
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18601) - you deserved it (26981)

On 10/08/2011 at 11:36am - misc - by anonymous - Sri Lanka

Today, after months of telling my parents I was going to live on my own, I finally moved out. Not even 24 hours being out of their house, some reject burned down the apartment complex I live in. Guess who's moving back home. FML

#17853037
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34080) - you deserved it (2441)

On 09/28/2011 at 1:17am - misc - by Foreverathome - United States (Texas)

Today, at work, a customer came in. Since I was behind the counter, I asked if she needed help with anything. I've worked there for five years, and I didn't recognize my own boss. FML

#17476443
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9823) - you deserved it (34144)

On 08/15/2011 at 1:00am - work - by DramaticSigh (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my mother started dating a man who insists people call him 'Panda'. FML

#17092208
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34004) - you deserved it (3088)

On 07/13/2011 at 9:11am - misc - by butimarealbear (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, at my ex's wedding, I had to listen to his joyful recounting of how he met his bride and how they fell instantly in love and he knew she was perfect for him. All this happened while we were still dating. FML

#17035831
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38184) - you deserved it (9606)

On 07/09/2011 at 12:32am - love - by OnlyMee (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML

#16654852
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33214) - you deserved it (3716)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:10am - misc - by chris - United States

Today, I had sex with a Juggalo. FML

#16534562
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16234) - you deserved it (58733)

On 06/06/2011 at 7:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I discovered that my Facebook profile picture, of me between my boyfriend and a friend, is actually me between my boyfriend and the girl he has been cheating on me with. FML

#15220903
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52956) - you deserved it (4110)

On 03/06/2011 at 7:27pm - intimacy - by ocean555 (woman) - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)

Today, I had my buddies over for a few beers and, trying to be cool, I told my wife to get out of the living room and back in the kitchen. I felt smug, right up until she said, "Why? Your mom doesn't need to be turned over for another 20 minutes, dick." FML

#15052365
413 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8554) - you deserved it (105517)

On 02/20/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by :/ - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML

#14450604
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32350) - you deserved it (4229)

On 01/03/2011 at 12:28pm - misc - by insultedguy (man) - Netherlands (Groningen)



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