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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 20 August 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4358
  • Number of comments : 499
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About Dodge4x4Ram : Xbox 360, Dodge, texting, Lifting/Pushing, Rock n Roll, 4x4, Rock Climbing, Tattoo, Documentaries, College, Android, IMAX, Call of Duty, Batman, Marathons

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Dodge4x4Ram's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I went to one of the United States Mints since he enjoys coins. He looked at the money and seriously said, "I have such a hard on". He did. FML

#20905869
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45223) - you deserved it (4710)

On 10/03/2013 at 11:38am - intimacy - by EconM - United States

Today, my dog figured out she can wipe her butthole on my walls after having squeezed out a turd or two. FML

#20905661
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38216) - you deserved it (3281)

On 10/03/2013 at 4:26am - animals - by hoo flung pu - United States

Today, I went to dinner with a guy I like and paid the $120 bill. After joking that he was an expensive date, he replied, "I laugh at how you think this is a date." FML

#20905656
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50045) - you deserved it (5764)

On 10/03/2013 at 4:14am - love - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got a ticket for speeding in a school zone. The school hasn't even been built yet. FML

#20905615
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48012) - you deserved it (8451)

On 10/03/2013 at 2:23am - money - by joecool3426 (man) - United States

Today, I walked into a really fancy hotel bathroom. I spoke to the attendant and gave her my purse and coat while I used the toilet. When I came out, she was gone. The receptionist informed me they didn't have a bathroom attendant. FML

#20905582
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24153) - you deserved it (47317)

On 10/03/2013 at 1:41am - money - by wellcrap - United States (Texas)

Today, my grandmother convinced me to come to a church meeting with her. My grandmother then made funny faces at me while the pastor was speaking, causing me to laugh out loud. Everyone heard me, including the pastor. FML

#20905574
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34486) - you deserved it (5025)

On 10/03/2013 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I'm in a military academy with a strict no alcohol policy. My friends drunk call me practically every night to tell me how much fun they are having. FML

#20905471
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37429) - you deserved it (7245)

On 10/02/2013 at 11:46pm - work - by sober judge - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my parents favoritism towards my brother really shone through when we moved house and he got the nicest and by far biggest room. I wouldn't mind, but my brother is in college overseas and never comes home. FML

#20905397
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43998) - you deserved it (2390)

On 10/02/2013 at 11:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, after 6 months of sex, my boyfriend showered himself with praise for managing, for the first time ever, to stretch the act out to a full minute. FML

#20905202
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47012) - you deserved it (5256)

On 10/02/2013 at 9:18pm - intimacy - by Sooz (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my kitten tried jumping into a hot oven, a dryer, a dishwasher, a toilet, and a fish-tank. Curiosity is going to kill my cat. FML

#20470154
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31672) - you deserved it (3241)

On 01/20/2013 at 8:47pm - animals - by AnonCat (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I jokingly asked my girlfriend what she got me for my half birthday, to which she replied "A baby." She was serious. FML

Today, after having tried for months to get a promotion at work, I finally had an interview for a higher position. Everything went great, and I was told I would get a call next week for my second interview. I went back to my desk, only to get an email stating they're canceling the position. FML

#20099884
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18942) - you deserved it (1321)

On 10/03/2012 at 12:19pm - work - by bb - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I fell asleep in class. One minute I'm listening to a lecture, and twenty-five minutes later, I'm waking up screaming in agony in front of everyone after biting my tongue in my sleep. FML

#20092439
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16060) - you deserved it (9813)

On 09/28/2012 at 4:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was so bored that I actually read the iTunes store's terms and conditions. FML

#20024681
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31378) - you deserved it (7497)

On 08/16/2012 at 3:50pm - misc - by cardsftw - United States (California)

Today, my soon-to-be stepson, 13, decided that he and I needed to spend "more quality time" together. His idea? We should start "bonding" by taking a bath together. When I said no, he told me I was being unfair, and that if I really loved him, I'd do it. FML

#19999925
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29395) - you deserved it (2284)

On 08/03/2012 at 4:21am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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