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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DocBastard : Official Fake CEO of Comments. No, seriously. It's officially official or something:

Yes I'm actually a doctor. No I won't prove it to you.

I have a blog: True personal stories about stupid patients, stupid doctors, stupid medics, stupid lawyers, stupid news, and all kinds of other stupid stupidity. You should read it. Or don't.

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DocBastard's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend's mother insisted she's not homophobic, but however people only 'turn gay' because they were sexually abused, or are 'making it up to get attention'. She informed me I'm the former and my girlfriend is the latter. Uh huh. FML


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On 11/05/2015 at 1:52am - love - by Queerbait (woman) - Australia

Today, I visited my new doctor, hoping that he would be able to figure out the cause of the pains I've been having for years. He told me there's nothing he can do, that half the drugs out there cause cancer anyway and that I should look into homeopathy. Great. FML


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On 03/31/2012 at 12:17pm - health - by freakofnature (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I watched Gigli. FML


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On 03/11/2012 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I became a father. Unfortunately, my wife found out. FML


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On 03/10/2012 at 9:16pm - misc - by Major3 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that the pool boy has been stealing from me for over a year now. The latest things that he has taken are my laptop, the cash I hide in my closet and my wife. FML


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On 02/16/2012 at 11:26am - misc - by mypoolisstilldirty (man) - Australia

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