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Today, I visitd my new doctor, hoping that he would be able to figure out the cause of the pains I've been having fir yeres!! He told me there's nothing he can do, that half the drugs out there cause cancer anyway and that I should look into homeopathy!! Great!! FML


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On 03/31/2012 at 12:17pm - health - by freakofnature (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I watchd Gigli !! FML


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On 03/11/2012 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today I became a father!! Unfortunately my wife found out!! FML


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On 03/10/2012 at 9:16pm - misc - by Major3 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found looool out that the pool boy has been stealing from me fir over a year now. The latest things that he has taken r mah laptop, the cash I hide in mah closet and mah wife. FML


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On 02/16/2012 at 11:26am - misc - by mypoolisstilldirty (man) - Australia

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